The Glorious Resurrection of Mark Sanchez's NFL Career (2018(!) version) - Page 4 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

All I can go by is what I see. I don’t worry about dropped interceptions. There are just as many dropped passes as dropped interceptions. Nobody seems to use that argument in favor of Mark. All I can tell you is that when you’re hitting big play after big play on the road in NE, road in Pitt, road in Indy when the game is on the line … that’s all I need to know. All of those guys who write about those stats have never been in that situation and can never truly understand the pressure that is associated with it. When the pressure rises, he calms down and he seems like he’s in control.

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12-18-2012 , 10:43 AM

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grando1.0

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less than three <3

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12-18-2012 , 11:35 AM

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We could use another Chilly-type thread "Post a better QB than Sanchez"

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12-18-2012 , 11:50 AM

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I watch Jets games for comedy now. That ending last night was surreal, despite throwing 4 INTs, the Jets still have a chance to win after a shanked punt that puts them almost immediately into a scoring position only to fumble a shotgun snap to end the game.

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12-18-2012 , 12:04 PM

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No way Sanchez starts next week.

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12-18-2012 , 12:05 PM

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He has taken his last snap as a Jet

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12-18-2012 , 12:07 PM

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I don't know **** about the NFL

Can someone tell me if this (whatever happened) increases the chances I see Tim Tebow play the QB position?

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12-18-2012 , 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray Horton

He'd have 2 rings already with SF. And he didn't go #1 if I recall correctly. You can correct me on that.

I'm sure people have already flamed you plenty but I had to chime in. So, what you're saying is that Mark Sanchez is a better QB than Alex Smith?

Really?

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12-18-2012 , 12:14 PM

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Tebow or the Bama kid will start next week for sure

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12-18-2012 , 12:14 PM

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Sanchez signed a huge extension this summer with $20 mil guaranteed so we can't cut him. We're stuck with him for at least another year.

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12-18-2012 , 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Tebow or the Bama kid will start next week for sure

yay!

I hope this Bama kid gets hit by a bus.

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12-18-2012 , 12:24 PM

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Cutting sanchez would mean like $17 mil in dead money and we'd lose $4mil in cap space. He's gonna be on the roster for 2013, hopefully as a backup.

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12-18-2012 , 12:25 PM

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Shark Sandwich

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You could always line him up as a WR

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12-18-2012 , 12:29 PM

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Tebow will carry the Jets to playoffs next year, it's so bound to happen

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12-18-2012 , 12:57 PM

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People saying he'll never take another snap have not been paying attention. He's been this bad all season and they keep trotting him out there. The last thing they want is for Tebow to succeed. He's going to keep playing.

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12-18-2012 , 01:02 PM

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Will bet he doesn't start next game.

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12-18-2012 , 01:11 PM

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lots of piling on here, everyone thought that extending Sanchez for big money was a great idea when it happened

oh wait

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12-18-2012 , 01:14 PM

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it really is just tebow. if tebow wasnt the back up, sanchize would have been gone like 5 games ago.

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12-18-2012 , 01:17 PM

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I bet McElroy starts next week.

Rex won't want to start Tebow and have the ensuing local buzz about him after going 8/21 and winning 6-3. It will make it look like hitching his wagon to Sanchez this season was "way, way wrong" instead of probably just "wrong". Don't think that happens even if McElroy does well his last 2 games.

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12-18-2012 , 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Yzerman fan

We really are blessed to have lived through the Sanchize era. Terrible QBs come and go multiple times a year, but ones who bring so much joy and cheer via absolutely brain dead mistakes week after week after week only happen once every generation or so. Really, he could be fixing games, would anyone know the difference?

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12-18-2012 , 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141

Oh man. Can't believe my guy dropped to me.

For me, having a bad team isn't just about having a terrible W-L record. I've been through an 0-16 season as a fan, and that wasn't as spectacular as some of the failures I've seen from teams this year. For a team to truly suck, they have to provide some glimmers of hope. Only to have their team's hopes dashed due to some spectacular lol-worthy failure.

There is only one QB who can deliver the lolz as often as he delivers the failure. Not only will he lead my team to nothing but futility, but he will do it in a way that makes it like a train wreck that you can't look away from.

My Franchise QB encapsulated in 2 gifs.

The Southern California Bred, Kate Upton datin, GQ wearin, wheelin, dealin, son of a gun

Mark Sanchez

Like seriously, just look at this *******. While other teams will mettle away in our league languishing in their own boring futility, Sanchez finds ways to fail spectacularly. With a big stage, Sanchez never fails to deliver the lolz.

"But does he actually suck at football?"

Oh my yes he does. Career high for a season, out of any season he's ever had: 56.7% Completions, 5.38 ANY/A. He proved he could be an ok game manager. When he's relied on to do anything but hand the ball off, he is pitiful. And by the above gif, he can't even do that correctly.

I will hire Fireman Ed to be my #1 Sanchez lover and #1 Franchise fan to post on 2p2 for me.

Your move, Assani.

Team so far:

QB Mark Sanchez

Good night, sweet prince.

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12-18-2012 , 01:52 PM

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Jets gonna trade for Matt Flynn or Kirk Cousins

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12-18-2012 , 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vixticator

no way he plays another snap right

for any team?

He shouldn't, but I thought this after that cluster**** with Arizona when McElroy came in and won it for them.

Not sure how he kept the starting job after that game.

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12-18-2012 , 02:24 PM

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Dan Snyder can flip his entire legacy in 12 months here.

Trades up huge for RG3, drafts Cousins despite criticism. Flips Cousins for tons of picks 1 year later, builds dynasty.