First Quadrennial World Cup Bad P0sting DRAFT
06-10-2014
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, 07:47 PM
This man might have tricked some of you over the last few years. He can be reasonable most of the time on various topics. He supports a **** club squad so he doesn't factor in too seriously amongst the more aggressive club homers. But make no mistake my friends, this man is as nationalistic as they come and my memory is long. Let me take you back to a place, a wonderful place full of some of the worst posting on the planet. This place is SE, circa 2010, and the setting is the threads discussing the 2010 World Cup.
Let me take you to one of the best threads in SE history, the 2010 Group C Thread, the infamous:
Let the idiocy commence:
More like "GUARENTEED" LOLZ
That gets real good around :25
After the
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second place triumph, our hero's squad found themselves facing ze Germans:
The duration of what you might ask?
WAHHHH we had a disallowed goal WAHHHHHH, England got ****ed up. The aftermath:
Gentlemen, I am about to predict the future and this dude was straight up horrible last time around in more threads than I can even be bothered to go back and look into. Over the top homerism, trolls WOOSHing right over his head, supporter of a dog**** squad he thinks is good. Just wait and see.
I give you
Believe me, it's going to get ugly.
Let me take you to one of the best threads in SE history, the 2010 Group C Thread, the infamous:
Let the idiocy commence:
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I'm getting a mental image of a cheerful 56 year old woman with her altzheimers husband and young grandkid holding a sign that reads GO USA coloured in red white and blue being hit with a piss filled plastic bottle.
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Betting markets indicating it's closer to 33%
If you ask me it's minus a million %
If you ask me it's minus a million %
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Good morning. Today is the day the Americans lose 2/3 of their fan base. Shame, I was getting to like some of you.
America's best known soccer player has a vag
America's best known soccer player has a vag
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US team less agile than elephant
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Panic as sperm whale washes up on florida coast, later found to be American woman of average weight
warning pretty horrible
warning pretty horrible
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America riots as promise of world cup football provides no opportunity to watch men in exceptionally tight pants
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yessssss Gerrard Lamps CM will destroy u yankees. Gerrard MoM GUARENTEED
That gets real good around :25
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****s sake
**** you green you will never play for England again
USA defended well but their midfield cant pass
**** you green
deserved the win
where the hell was fat frank?
gerrard did well
**** you green you will never play for England again
USA defended well but their midfield cant pass
**** you green
deserved the win
where the hell was fat frank?
gerrard did well
E
A
S
Y
second place triumph, our hero's squad found themselves facing ze Germans:
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Why England will win
Defensive plan
Podolski is terrible, he has proven that he cannot score with his pants down in a brothel, so we ignore him and focus on Klose/Ozil.
Klose is very slow, so if he plays we just play offside trap all day, secure in the knowledge that if he beats the trap, Terry can catch up with him 4 times over whilst taking a short break to bang his wife. For Ozil, each time he touches the ball the back 4 simply converge on him from all sides to form a box of humiliation from which he cannot escape.
Midfield plan
Gerrard and Lampard will form passing biangles all over the park, confusing Khedira and Schweinsteiger. They will keep chasing the ball until they are exhausted and unable to move. This will open up passing lanes for whoever capello picks out of the 'wingers to play' hat this week.
Attack plan
This German side is woeful defensively when compared with the German greats of Matthaus, Beckenbauer and Kohler. Mertesacker is especially weak. To quote Joachim Löw, '[Mertesacker] is a complete ****ing spazmoloid'. Rooney will recieve the ball from (winger name) and blast it at Mertesacker all game, causing multiple own goals.
Defensive plan
Podolski is terrible, he has proven that he cannot score with his pants down in a brothel, so we ignore him and focus on Klose/Ozil.
Klose is very slow, so if he plays we just play offside trap all day, secure in the knowledge that if he beats the trap, Terry can catch up with him 4 times over whilst taking a short break to bang his wife. For Ozil, each time he touches the ball the back 4 simply converge on him from all sides to form a box of humiliation from which he cannot escape.
Midfield plan
Gerrard and Lampard will form passing biangles all over the park, confusing Khedira and Schweinsteiger. They will keep chasing the ball until they are exhausted and unable to move. This will open up passing lanes for whoever capello picks out of the 'wingers to play' hat this week.
Attack plan
This German side is woeful defensively when compared with the German greats of Matthaus, Beckenbauer and Kohler. Mertesacker is especially weak. To quote Joachim Löw, '[Mertesacker] is a complete ****ing spazmoloid'. Rooney will recieve the ball from (winger name) and blast it at Mertesacker all game, causing multiple own goals.
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You've lifted this from the world cup history popup book - 2010 edition
'The Germans are solid. They play good defense. They are disciplined. (Popout picture of Rudi Vollers mullet)'
They arent any of these things
'The Germans are solid. They play good defense. They are disciplined. (Popout picture of Rudi Vollers mullet)'
They arent any of these things
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moolah: i'm confident we're a great matchup vs this particular German side and if I can get 2/1 i'll be betting the house, the porch, the dog and my bald round head
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This. Anyone that thinks the Germans are likely to create more chances to score is either living on planet Fritz or cant figure out that Englands defense >>>>>>>> Aus defence.
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germany's defense is poor. england will have plenty of chances to score. with decent finishing this game will not be close imo. argies look like they should get through no problem although struggled last time vs Mex.
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if rooney gets his **** together i'm convinced this is a pretty comfortable england win. we are superior all over the park
prediction: england score in the 37th and 51st mins and Germany pull one back in the 84th, resulting in 10 mins of squeaky bum time
final score 2-1 bring on mehico.
prediction: england score in the 37th and 51st mins and Germany pull one back in the 84th, resulting in 10 mins of squeaky bum time
final score 2-1 bring on mehico.
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resize it dawg. oh wait dont bother because ENGERLUND, ENGERLUND, ENGERLUND ENGERLUND NA NA
im out for the duration have a good one all
im out for the duration have a good one all
WAHHHH we had a disallowed goal WAHHHHHH, England got ****ed up. The aftermath:
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still dont particularly support video reffing but do support that linesman being hung
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no you stupid ****** i just renounced my British nationality
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0 chance a German ever takes control of the England football team though
I want Capello to stay
I want Capello to stay
I give you
Spoiler:
Believe me, it's going to get ugly.
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