I do not know if you have read the new World Cup threads. I do not know if you skim the soccer threads in your daily butthurt review. I do not know if you share a deep enthusiasm for bad p0sting. I do not know if what I tell you is news to you.

But what I tell you is real.

The looming World Cup is guaranteed to deliver a wave of unrelenting bad p0sting of proportions so monumental, of intensity so unhinged, of aggression so foul, that it must be celebrated in all its glory.

Now is the time, therefore, to draft potentially bad p0sters in anticipation of their #work during the World Cup.

Time is short, and the butthurt is long for weeks.

Rules

All owners draft three p0sters.

This is a draft on potential. You are a scout. You draft on potential to be a tremendously bad p0ster.

P0sts made prior to 6/12/2014 at 4:00 PM EST do not count for bad p0sting in the competition. The bad p0sting is tracked from the moment the ball drops.

All picks submitted in the draft must highlight at least one example of a bad p0st that justifies your scouting department's expectation that your selection will provide bad p0sting.

All SE p0sters are eligible to be drafted, but remember that failure to p0st in the Eligible Threads (see below) will result in failure to generate the kind of bad p0sting your team needs.

Do not discuss UNDRAFTEDS in this thread.

This draft must be completed by no later than 6/12/2014 at 3:00 PM EST.

The winners of the draft will be determined by a post-World Cup bracket, with each match-up determined by public poll.

Eligible Threads

Topic	Thread
General Discussion	FIFA World Cup 2014: General Discussion
USA#1	US Men's National Soccer Team Thread: USA #1
Group A	FIFA World Cup Group A: Brazil, Cameroon, Croatia, lolmehico
Group B	FIFA World Cup Group B: Spain, Holland, Chile, SOCCEROOS
Group C	FIFA World Cup Group C: Columbia, Ivory Coast, Japan, Greece
Group D	FIFA World Cup Group D: England, Italy, Uruguay, Costa Rica
Group E	FIFA World Cup Groupe Euh: France, Suisse, Honduras, Equateur
Group F	FIFA World Cup Group F: Argentina, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Iran, Nigeria
Group G	FIFA World Cup Group G: Germany, Portugal, Ghana, USA#1 - bring the LÖLs
Group H	FIFA World Cup Group H: Belgium, Algeria, Russia, South Korea
Bad P0sting	Now that RAIDS is gone, who sucks?
Mad P0sting	Other than Cruizn63, who are the MAD SE p0sters?
Bad P0sting Draft	This thread.

Owners

We need between 8 and 12 owners. If the public believes there will be more than 36 worthy prospects, we can expand.

1. CPHoya / BAIDS
2. David Alaba / ZAIDS
3. Rebecca Twigley
4. ChopSueyyy
5. Bandz
6. nutshot2#1
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Spreadsheet - link here

Let us DRAFT.

In

In

haven't read the lol soccer threads yet, but will be actively railing this draft and then the appropriate threads during the games.

hahahaa, this will be a fun sweat

in

Co-owning with ZAIDS

will co own with cphoya

suggest you must rig us the #1 overall pick bc whoever gets that has ~95% ship equity

Def in if possible.

Too many euros in this.

I'm in and will choose an AMERICAN co owner

vluggeheinke

gone but not forgotten

co owning with bandz

Not in cuz I'LL ACTUALLY BE THERE but I firmly align myself with Team SHAT.

No undrafteds in the thread. He might have a gimmick or something.

Owners

We need between 8 and 12 owners. If the public believes there will be more than 36 worthy prospects, we can expand.

1. CPHoya / BAIDS
2. David Alaba / ZAIDS
3. Rebecca Twigley / Bandz
4. ChopSueyyy
5. nutshot2
6. Noze
7. PlzBeALevel
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Oh god im in

ups, undrafted...

Definitely in.

I don't mind being a co-owner, and offering insult.

Will also settle for heckling from the stands against the quite possible WOAT posting 2p2 has ever seen.

Not in, fantastic idea, what's the general level of bad p0ster status given to the endless wave of foreigners who get rustled and start ripping on USA#1?

Looking for American co-ownership so this doesn't become a thread where the jealous European contingent post unfunny gifs the entire time

Yanks wish they were YOYO's

It's going to be an amazing 1.5 months. The amount of rustlage is something I missed in 2010 and am very exited. This will be awesome

lol at jealous Europeans

I cannot care about drafts. I just have absolutely zero invested in it. I think it's neat that every Murican seems to care, to some degree, about drafts and the spectacle is cool, but if we lose or win the entire thing, I just have no interest.

You, on the other hand, have a massive rooting interest. You just do. For whatever varied reasons, this event means a ton(ne) to you. If your team loses, you're going to be sad. If you're team loses to us...you're going to be devastated.

If we lose, oh well we won't be watching the thread anyway. If, on the other hand, the 2p2 poll shows a winning score, I'll be all "Nice" and then go back to whatever I was doing.

If we happen to embarrass some lolMuricans along the way, so much the better.

people lobbying for selection already I see