First Quadrennial World Cup Bad P0sting DRAFT
06-10-2014
, 10:36 AM
06-10-2014
, 11:43 AM
Team digables/nutshot2 (USA#1) were elated to find out they received the #1 pick in the draft.
So like in any other serious professional sports draft, we got in the war room, took some phone calls, entertained some offers, but ultimately, like in any other draft, we knew who the #1 pick was going to be long before this thing started.
With the #1 pick, we get a once in a lifetime type of bad poster. Guaranteed high volume, low quality. The type of draft pick teams drool over because of his extremely low bust potential and extraordinary star makeup.
Yes folks, with the first pick, Team USA #1 selects:
So like in any other serious professional sports draft, we got in the war room, took some phone calls, entertained some offers, but ultimately, like in any other draft, we knew who the #1 pick was going to be long before this thing started.
With the #1 pick, we get a once in a lifetime type of bad poster. Guaranteed high volume, low quality. The type of draft pick teams drool over because of his extremely low bust potential and extraordinary star makeup.
Yes folks, with the first pick, Team USA #1 selects:
Spoiler:
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06-10-2014
, 11:47 AM
Quote:
Team digables/nutshot2 (USA#1) were elated to find out they received the #1 pick in the draft.
So like in any other serious professional sports draft, we got in the war room, took some phone calls, entertained some offers, but ultimately, like in any other draft, we knew who the #1 pick was going to be long before this thing started.
With the #1 pick, we get a once in a lifetime type of bad poster. Guaranteed high volume, low quality. The type of draft pick teams drool over because of his extremely low bust potential and extraordinary star makeup.
Yes folks, with the first pick, Team USA #1 selects:
So like in any other serious professional sports draft, we got in the war room, took some phone calls, entertained some offers, but ultimately, like in any other draft, we knew who the #1 pick was going to be long before this thing started.
With the #1 pick, we get a once in a lifetime type of bad poster. Guaranteed high volume, low quality. The type of draft pick teams drool over because of his extremely low bust potential and extraordinary star makeup.
Yes folks, with the first pick, Team USA #1 selects:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
06-10-2014
, 12:01 PM
06-10-2014
, 12:32 PM
With the second pick in the First Quadrennial World Cup Bad P0sting Draft, we are proud to select:
Reliable Sources of Sugar AIDS:
Analysis:
Homerism
High volume of posts about Germany NT being in GOAT contention because they won 10 victories in a row in the run-up to the Euros. In fact, more than half of those games were vs the likes of Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan and Austria in the qualifying group. Sugar Nut did not care, or stop rattling off GOAT nonsense until they got pumped by Italy in the semis.
Sugar Nut was insistent that 3/1 Germany winning the Euros would be a more remarkable achievement than 50/1 Greece winning it in 04 for reasons which to this day remain unclear.
Sugar Nut's hyperbolic GOAT arguments are not limited. He demonstrated similar levels of GOAT talk with regard to Bayern, although they have at least won something. He is adept at subtle goalpost shifts from possible GOAT team to possible GOAT Bayern team. We expect similar performances in the World Cup thread.
Derailments/petty bickering/not letting an argument drop under any circumstances/overly verbose defense of self
There are too many instances to highlight, so let's review the most recent:
GL with bolded.
As you can see, he will never, ever, stop p0sting. And this is good. Even better, he will go HAM, at length, with great VERVE and PASSION, which is a critical trait for a top pick. We are confident that he possesses the rare ENERGY and CONVICTION to COMMIT to his untenable positions, and batter everyone with them, throughout the World Cup.
We just hope he saves his true gems for after the eligible post date.
Making strong/controversial statements and then refusing vig-free propositions based on those claims.
SN is top 5 itf at making strong/controversial statements and the GOAT at not taking any bets despite how ostensibly free the money is from his POV. This need not be demonstrated as, to our knowledge, no bet has ever been accepted.
Bonus: defending oneself in bad poasters threads (CAPITAL OFFENSE)
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1699
possible value here in this thread if the man himself disagrees with the selection..
cliffs:
massive volume
trollish & argumentative nature
prone to maximal BH
guaranteed to get into a 650 post argument about absolutely nothing at all
bad winner
bad loser
bad when his team draws
bad p0ster
Roster:
Sugar Nut
Spoiler:
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Reliable Sources of Sugar AIDS:
- Homerism
- Derailment, Early and Often
- Petty Bickering
- Not letting an argument drop, ever
- Verbose Defense of Self (a CAPITAL OFFENSE)
- Cowardice (making strong/controversial statements and then refusing vig-free betting opportunities based on those claims)
Analysis:
Homerism
High volume of posts about Germany NT being in GOAT contention because they won 10 victories in a row in the run-up to the Euros. In fact, more than half of those games were vs the likes of Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan and Austria in the qualifying group. Sugar Nut did not care, or stop rattling off GOAT nonsense until they got pumped by Italy in the semis.
Sugar Nut was insistent that 3/1 Germany winning the Euros would be a more remarkable achievement than 50/1 Greece winning it in 04 for reasons which to this day remain unclear.
Sugar Nut's hyperbolic GOAT arguments are not limited. He demonstrated similar levels of GOAT talk with regard to Bayern, although they have at least won something. He is adept at subtle goalpost shifts from possible GOAT team to possible GOAT Bayern team. We expect similar performances in the World Cup thread.
Derailments/petty bickering/not letting an argument drop under any circumstances/overly verbose defense of self
There are too many instances to highlight, so let's review the most recent:
Spoiler:
, but still. He might be a USMNT hero, but he's not a Bayern player. Klinsmann signed him purely because he's an "Americaficionado" and that's a fact.)
GL with bolded.
As you can see, he will never, ever, stop p0sting. And this is good. Even better, he will go HAM, at length, with great VERVE and PASSION, which is a critical trait for a top pick. We are confident that he possesses the rare ENERGY and CONVICTION to COMMIT to his untenable positions, and batter everyone with them, throughout the World Cup.
We just hope he saves his true gems for after the eligible post date.
Making strong/controversial statements and then refusing vig-free propositions based on those claims.
SN is top 5 itf at making strong/controversial statements and the GOAT at not taking any bets despite how ostensibly free the money is from his POV. This need not be demonstrated as, to our knowledge, no bet has ever been accepted.
Bonus: defending oneself in bad poasters threads (CAPITAL OFFENSE)
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1699
possible value here in this thread if the man himself disagrees with the selection..
cliffs:
massive volume
trollish & argumentative nature
prone to maximal BH
guaranteed to get into a 650 post argument about absolutely nothing at all
bad winner
bad loser
bad when his team draws
bad p0ster
Roster:
Sugar Nut
06-10-2014
, 12:49 PM
06-10-2014
, 01:04 PM
