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it's coming home
5 26.32%
lol usa#1 / canada / mexico / concacaf
2 10.53%
uefa goat oat
2 10.53%
south american defenders
2 10.53%
hey, brazil won in usa 94
0 0%
counterpoint: 7-1 germany
1 5.26%
a new champion will be born
0 0%
dr. congo
1 5.26%
ban op
4 21.05%
other (please specify)
2 10.53%

12-05-2025 , 10:51 PM
itt you shoot yer shot, talk yer ****, call yer shot, sweat the remaining qualifiers, lol @ whoever and whatever etc blah blah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_World_Cup

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This tournament will be the first to include 48 teams, expanded from 32.
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER


group a:
mexico
south africa
south korea
czech or ireland or denmark or macedonia

group b:
canada
qatar
switzerland
wales or bosnia or italy or ireland (north)

group c:
brazil
morocco
haiti
scotland

group d:
usa
paraguay
australia
slovakia or kosovo or turkey or romania

group e:
germany
curacao
ivory coast
ecuador

group f:
netherlands
japan
tunisia
ukraine or sweden or poland or albania

group g:
belgium
egypt
iran
new zealand

group h:
spain
cape verde
saudi arabia
uruguay

group i:
france
senegal
norway
bolivia or suriname or iraq

group j:
argentina
algeria
austria
jordan

group k:
portugal
uzbekistan
colombia
new caledonia or jamaica or dr congo

group l:
england
croatia
ghana
panama
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12-06-2025 , 12:27 AM
oh, and congrats to mr orangeman for the shiny medal he got or whatever


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12-06-2025 , 08:51 AM
Group I looks tasty
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12-06-2025 , 09:12 AM
all the groups look weak with this many countries there. there should always be one with two european teams one from south america and one from africa or whatever
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12-06-2025 , 09:44 AM
Thanks for the OP 72. Honestly just make it thread for the whole of the world cup imo

What the **** is that group for Scotland. Repeat of 1998 and the standard World Cup game of Scotland vs Brazil whenever we qualify. You could see it coming a mile away when they were drawing it as well.

Here for it though. Decent possibility of going through for the first time via one of the 3rd place spots and never know could pull off a massive result vs Brazil/Morocco.. Also the possibility of a new national disgrace via the Haiti game.

Last edited by SootedPowa; 12-06-2025 at 10:05 AM. Reason: only reason we didnt get norway as well was it was literally impossible
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12-06-2025 , 10:00 AM
and lol at that draw for not suspended CR7
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12-06-2025 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by daca
all the groups look weak with this many countries there. there should always be one with two european teams one from south america and one from africa or whatever
Well, yes, it is a farce, but Bolivia can make that group I, no?
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12-06-2025 , 02:02 PM
Lol 2am kick off at the weekend. The entire country is going to be the most wrecked its ever been by the time 2am rolls around.

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12-06-2025 , 02:57 PM
6/14 also Trump's birthday!

Anybody got that old Group Of Death clip of the English guy shaking with his jaw on his chest
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12-10-2025 , 05:52 PM
48 teams AIDS

Only the last place finishers and the 4 worst 3rd place finishers are eliminated in group stages.

You have to be REALLY bad to do so
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12-31-2025 , 02:37 PM
With 48 teams playing, there will be many thrashings in this World Cup.
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03-24-2026 , 11:33 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_F..._qualification

march 26:

wales v bosnia and herzegovina
italy v northern ireland

ukraine v sweden (in valencia)
poland v albania

slovakia v kosovo
turkey v romania

czech republic v republic of ireland
denmark v north macedonia

new caledonia v jamaica
^ winner plays dr congo in zapopan
bolivia v suriname
^ winner plays iraq in guadalupe


final qualifiers on march 31
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03-24-2026 , 11:43 PM
anyone going to a game?
anyone in the valencia area for some random action? lol
mood there should be ... interesting


place yer bets

Spoiler:
wales
poland
slovakia
denmark
dr congo
bolivia
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03-25-2026 , 10:39 AM
Spoiler:
Italy
Poland
Turkey
Czechia
Dr Congo
Iraq
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03-25-2026 , 01:25 PM
It's Not Coming home

France
Spain

Large Gap

Argentina

Gap

Nico O'Reilly's Squad

50 feet of crap

USA#1
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03-25-2026 , 08:25 PM
Not sure if I care about this World Cup. Just feels weird man...didn't catch too much of the qatar one either

Are there many visitors expected?
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03-26-2026 , 03:46 PM
yeah it should be a total gongshow of a spectacle in every possible way. probably the woat. sad!
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03-27-2026 , 02:01 AM
i voted ban op
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03-28-2026 , 09:13 PM
Lol the US might contribute more to the record goals in this WC than I thought
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03-28-2026 , 09:22 PM
In the past we've been used to usually having 1 truly awful team at each World Cup. Be it Qatar, Panama, North Korea or whoever it was each year. With all these extra countries added this time I think there's gonna be several more truly awful teams in there which will definitely bring record goals. Unfortunately probably some meh games as well. Curious about top goalscorer bets in this regard targeting those who have crap teams in their group stage round.
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03-28-2026 , 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SootedPowa
In the past we've been used to usually having 1 truly awful team at each World Cup. Be it Qatar, Panama, North Korea or whoever it was each year. With all these extra countries added this time I think there's gonna be several more truly awful teams in there which will definitely bring record goals. Unfortunately probably some meh games as well. Curious about top goalscorer bets in this regard targeting those who have crap teams in their group stage round.
I looked a little bit into this, but to me it seems like:

a.) the markets are adjusted pretty well to players facing minnows
b.) it will be super difficult to guess against which minnows those star will feature

Still pretty sure the goalden boot will be more or less decided in the group stages
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03-28-2026 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
I looked a little bit into this, but to me it seems like:

a.) the markets are adjusted pretty well to players facing minnows
b.) it will be super difficult to guess against which minnows those star will feature

Still pretty sure the goalden boot will be more or less decided in the group stages
I think the key is you don't have to pick the star players. Just go for a long shot attacker who plays a really **** team in the group stage and hope to get lucky and they bang a hat trick.
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03-29-2026 , 12:37 AM
counterpoint: some guy called haaland scored 16 goals in qualifying
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03-29-2026 , 09:37 AM
He hasn't scored since. But yea that is a good point
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03-29-2026 , 10:31 AM


This might be the most laughable list of all time.

1 and 2 are bad enough, but particular shout out to 26, 16, 12, 11, 10, 6.....
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