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Brazil





Sporting a 1-10 aggregate score in their last 180 minutes of World Cup football, Brazil are delighted just to qualify for the 2018 edition. It's unlikely, but a run of good luck could see them make the final 16.

Star player: Neymar



Switzerland





FIFA's joke rankings almost gave a top seed to the Swiss. They're not great, but solid allround and should make the RO16. Picking a star man is tough to do, but any excuse to post this GIF...

Star player: Xherdan Shaqiri



Costa Rica





The surprise of 2014 - Costa Rica topped a group featuring England, Italy & Uruguay. Likely to find going tougher in less favourable atmospheric conditions Los Ticos are just grateful to USA's comedy troupe/football team for making qualification so easy.

Star player: Keylor Navas



Serbia





The only UEFA team in the fourth seeding pot, Serbia hope that replicating 2010's 1-0 victory over Germany when they play Brazil will get them out of the group stage of the World Cup for the first time.

Nemanja Matic

Dude were third in the first world cup. Soccer moms stop editing 1930 wikipedia and go back to answering mailman and organizing your lovely little tournament (i'll watch!), we won Brazil in Uruguay, you won Belgium who were still busy cutting off limbs in Africa.

Also we are the Successors, not only that Croats weren't in on the First, the last that drop kalashnikov inherits medals together with debts.

Also, kinda won the last one, for lads with dropped ballsies+, and Brazilians they are weak mentally, boys just givem a wink at the start should bring it all back for them


Jk praying they finish all on goals by then and go vodka from between Katyas and Olgas.
https://imgur.com/gallery/MInbR

Bearo is US team host Mir!, so we send all 11 of Shaqiri brothers home, or at least back to Zurich.
Jk jk not 11 Shaqiri i mean Mehmedi Dzemaili Behrami Xhaka... Internet why you don't have Sepp in qeleshe.


Jk sry i found this one first and got all primal. (it won't snow Russia in nice weather it's like... Disney on powder...)

Off to a flying start here

GÖATsta Rica GÖAT ÖAT!