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FIFA World Cup 2014 - Semifinal #1 - Brazil vs. Germany FIFA World Cup 2014 - Semifinal #1 - Brazil vs. Germany
View Poll Results: Who ya got?
ZE GERMANS
100 58.14%
Vamooo Brasil
27 15.70%
lol Hulk
39 22.67%
Riggage
34 19.77%
Neuer gonna Neuer
45 26.16%
lol FRED
49 28.49%
Shady penalty
21 12.21%
Klose scoring
38 22.09%
LOL Özil / LOL Arsenal
18 10.47%
Riots after Brazil loses
73 42.44%

07-08-2014 , 11:15 PM
one thing we should not forget is that this was probably the best commentated sporting event I have ever seen. Guys in the booth were just A+ all night long.
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07-08-2014 , 11:51 PM


"not even when I was in a motel with 3 trannies I saw so many balls going in at the same time".
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07-08-2014 , 11:53 PM
amazing
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07-09-2014 , 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RacersEdge
Can you pull even pull the goalie?
sure just sub him in for another player

or have him leave the box and do whatever he wants. a couple of teams did this already where they send the goalie up as another attacker in the final minutes
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07-09-2014 , 01:01 AM
imagine how badly that kid is gonna get trolled by his classmates when he comes back from summer break.
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07-09-2014 , 01:02 AM
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07-09-2014 , 02:45 AM
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07-09-2014 , 02:47 AM
Maicon and Gustavo deserve more blame than luiz for the first half goals at least. Didn't rewatch second half
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07-09-2014 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by iversonian
LOL. smart dad
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07-09-2014 , 03:42 AM
This was a strange one to watch. Like a box fight were one is clearly winning and he just goes on and instead of just winning the fight he starts to beat his opponent to death.

I also do wonder, why there havent been any Blitzkrieg jokes yet.
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07-09-2014 , 03:42 AM
David Luiz's heat map. Seriously how does Scolari even allow this to happen?

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07-09-2014 , 04:01 AM
First goal: to use a basketball term, Muller gets a pick to get away from Luiz.
http://gfycat.com/CharmingEdibleGallowaycow

Second: Luiz was way up. Looks like he was guarding Ozil for some reason, then didn't hustle back to the box. Not really his fault though? Dante's failure to tackle Kroos seems to be the main fault. Don't know why the full backs were guarding Germany's strikers (Marcelo on Muller and Maicon on Klose). http://gfycat.com/PrestigiousThankfulGoa

Third: Don't think any team could've stopped this one. I guess someone could've been covering Kroos, maybe? http://gfycat.com/LimpScholarlyGuanaco

Fourth: This the goal where Luiz gets flack. The ball gets stolen and he just jogs back. WTF? At least try to do something. Not sure if he could've done anything, though. http://gfycat.com/HeftyWeepyGoldeneye

Fifth: This goal is just sad. The entire team failed on this one. http://gfycat.com/PoorEthicalAsianconstablebutterfly

Last edited by gusmahler; 07-09-2014 at 04:07 AM.
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07-09-2014 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by gusmahler
Fourth: This the goal where Luiz gets flack. The ball gets stolen and he just jogs back. WTF? At least try to do something. Not sure if he could've done anything, though. http://gfycat.com/HeftyWeepyGoldeneye
Nearly forgott how lol this was, wtf were you thinking Maicon
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07-09-2014 , 04:23 AM
Not sure, but think you are missing a NSFW there maybe possibly.
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07-09-2014 , 04:41 AM
LOL BRAZIL
LOL FRAUDS
LOL CONMELÖL
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07-09-2014 , 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by gusmahler
First goal: to use a basketball term, Muller gets a pick to get away from Luiz.
http://gfycat.com/CharmingEdibleGallowaycow

Second: Luiz was way up. Looks like he was guarding Ozil for some reason, then didn't hustle back to the box. Not really his fault though? Dante's failure to tackle Kroos seems to be the main fault. Don't know why the full backs were guarding Germany's strikers (Marcelo on Muller and Maicon on Klose). http://gfycat.com/PrestigiousThankfulGoa

Third: Don't think any team could've stopped this one. I guess someone could've been covering Kroos, maybe? http://gfycat.com/LimpScholarlyGuanaco

Fourth: This the goal where Luiz gets flack. The ball gets stolen and he just jogs back. WTF? At least try to do something. Not sure if he could've done anything, though. http://gfycat.com/HeftyWeepyGoldeneye

Fifth: This goal is just sad. The entire team failed on this one. http://gfycat.com/PoorEthicalAsianconstablebutterfly
wow, those gifs show how much WIL brazil had. in the second goal none of them even tackle and just stand on the way watching the germans. they deserved more goals imo.
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07-09-2014 , 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Consty
David Luiz's heat map. Seriously how does Scolari even allow this to happen?

Faulty controller?
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07-09-2014 , 05:46 AM
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07-09-2014 , 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by nyc999
ESPN's troll game has been excellent. Playing the Benny Hill music while showing Germany's goals, while occasionally turning the camera to crying Brazilians, was pure gold.
Link?

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Originally Posted by KansasCT


"not even when I was in a motel with 3 trannies I saw so many balls going in at the same time".


This game was just so awesome. Brazilians burning their own flag and rioting before it was even over. Pathetic.
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07-09-2014 , 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BRpokah
Brazil 6 x 0 Germany, lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ahahahahaha
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07-09-2014 , 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by KansasCT
Such an atypical match. First goal totally change the match, brazil was playing decently up to that point. Congrats Germany/Sugar Nut!
Before the first goal there's still the big chance Özil sets up for Khedira and Klose clowning around and missing a completely open Müller with a free run at goal.
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07-09-2014 , 07:37 AM
Great block from Klose in the first goal. That's why Müller was free from David Luiz. Really I guess it's not allowed, but I think it's just genius. The referee can't see it cos it's happening right in the middle of all players.
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07-09-2014 , 07:45 AM
Hummels does have a tendons irritation in the knee. But it looks like it will be fine till sunday.
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07-09-2014 , 07:49 AM
Just woke up... OK, it`s real life... just wanted to make sure.
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07-09-2014 , 07:55 AM
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