Side bet on how many times rits had to clean up his screen?

39suited, I've seen it many times before, I'm used to Ronaldo scoring hat-tricks. You know how many times I've seen it with RM? Exactly 39 times with the one he scored today. Also he's the only player in history to score two hat-tricks at the Calderon. This was definitely our best game this season, but Atleti weren't too good either.

If rits wasn't such an easy bait, it would only half as much fun. And he always delivers, same goes for marty 😂

you must be a very sad individual if you think you're "trolling" and it's "fun"

It is fun though because you're such an obnoxious donkey.

In case you haven't noticed yet, pretty much everyone in the footy threads on here is trolling you because of your blind fanboyism and the hilarity that comes along with it. There is a saying that fits nicely: "If you don't get the joke, the joke is on you."

these bastards running our homepage have us still sitting in 6th place. quite puzzling. do they want to wait until hamburg and werder have lost?

Samp!

That was a fun final 10 mins!

nah, it's all in your head bro. you're one of the people that thinks everybody thinks the same, just because you do. there's no trolling, fun or hilarity, unless you're a complete dumb nerd, which I think you are, and anyway if that was the case, you would just shut up and "trolled" me even more. I just post here for a minute or two from time to time, I don't get involved like you do. but if it makes dumb people like you happy, I'll just keep on doing it for you and I won't put you on the ignore list as I've done with other complete morons, I'll make a good deed for you. Also, you're like the stupid kid who tries to be funny, gets burned and then awkwardly tries to laugh it off, but I can notice you're very butthurt. I think you get that a lot irl, don't you?

im just going to declare KASPER DOLBERG the next luis suarez. no doubt anymore.

What a lazy comparison

Scenes in Helsingborg today. Return leg of the playoffs against Halmstad (first game ended 1-1).

Jordan Larsson scored the opener in the 82nd minute, but Helsingborg still lost the game 2-1 and therefore got relegated.

Jordan walked to the fans on his own to apologize, but the clowns invaded the pitch and tried to take his shirt off



And Henrik Larsson was ready to fight



A bit boring that there wont be any derbies next season, but at the same time I wanna LOL at that joke of a club

Kruse debut

he did look pretty good when i watched them earlier this season tbh

I wonder if HSV pull a Glubb this time around and not win a single game before Christmas (5 games to go as day 17 was pushed to the new year).

IIRC, Glubb amazingly went 0-11-6 in the Hinrunde, another record for my team, then 5-0-12 (losing those 12 of the last 13 games!) for 26 pts which allowed HSV to stay up with 27 pts and two subsequent relegation draws.

ive only seen a celta game and 10 min for denmark, so obviously guessing here, but i thought he looked a decent bit like suarez. the directness towards goal and quickness of thought. always an idea with the first touch even if he doesnt always go right. even the body type.

the goal against celta looked like a suarez goal too.

Well they're going to have to derbysieger next week or win at Darmstadt, as they sure as hell aren't beating Augsburg, what with the curse of 64 and everything

Did Real play today or do you have a daily necessity of fanboyism? Not that it's not hilarious, because everyone needs a laugh from time to time.

Also, the second meme is off, because Conor worked hard to earn his way. They only have two things in common: A big mouth and posing.

lol at saying Ronaldo never worked hard to get where he is?! He's the 2nd greatest player to play the most popular sport on earth.

Stop engaging with RITS.

Nervous laughter is laughter evoked from an audience's expression of embarrassment, alarm, discomfort or confusion, rather than amusement.

Conor and Cristiano have more things in common, they're also very rich and make a ton of weak people, like yourself, butthurt, jealous, angry etc. Now do me a favor and go wipe your little bitch tears.

A laugh and nervous laughter are two different things, so not really sure what the hell you are on about.
So who is the one being angry now? 😂😂😂 Let's hope nobody ever says anything against your god anymore on this forum, or you will resort to name calling and acting like a 10 year old. Do you also tilt as easily at the poker tables?
Not him nor Messi are the greatest or second greatest of all time wrt football. But those guys that still played the real sport are now old. You know, back in the days when it didn't matter to have an Instagram account or the sport itself was all just about the money.

The only thing we can hope is you do don't get a brain aneurysm when you'll see God lifting his 4th Ballon d'Or in December.

Glorious passing map from the Milan derby on twitter saying that 75 minutes into the game 75% of Icardi's completed passes were kickoffs