einmal lölhsv immer lölhsv

Welp

(I thought they'd win too)

In b4 Zweitliga Dino!

Kiel showed up yesterday and finished their chances pretty well. HSV polled at 6% to be relegated, it's definitely on!
Also Braunschweig had a rough start to 3. Liga.

Di Maria with an elite FK in the French supercup

Tuchel seems like a mad lagtard

He's disliked by many in Germany, because apparently he's "difficult to deal with" on a personal level. ****ing idiots! Who's saying it's not the Dortmund board that's difficult to deal with? Lots of evidence pointing towards this being the case as well. But of course Dortmund, the self proclaimed Robin Hood of the Bundesliga, aren't the ones the fat bloke in pub elects to blame.

I would have loved Tuchel at Bayern, and I'd have laughed in all haters' faces after watching us play Tuchelball for a few weeks.

For the first time since PSG became QSG I might actually be a bit scared of you guys now.

That said, I'm warming up to Kovac, as well. He's saying smart things, and if he can bring those onto the pitch, then we're more than fine, imo.

I banged the drum of 343 being ass this summer but with 6 months to get this to flow instead of 3 weeks it could turn out mad decent. There's one on one's all over the pitch basically, I can see Ney and Kylian have monster year statistically.

PSG midfield is elite at looking great against bad teams, then drowning in big spring games

they need a top player there like Kante/Pogba/Modric or they won't win anything in Europe, also left FB need a change. Kurzawa is 100% ****, you can't bring a clown like that against Dembeles, Salah, Mane, Messi ....

N'soki beast

PSG youngs looks great though. Let's hope summer friendlies are not their last appearance with the team like Coman or Adli

First paragraph is a C+ narrative.

Kurzawa assessment is correct but LB will be addressed.

Neymurrrrrrrrrr

Rabiot crushing, he on a mission.

I mean, there's reports that Tuchel is spying on his players so that they don't visit nightclubs or eat pasta for dinner. He surely knows his stuff about football, but seems like a legitimate psychopath.

all that matters is that PSG is big time back

Spying nightclubs in Paris much harder than in Dortmund tho. Looks like he's basically the hidden German lovechild of Guy Roux

Werder Bremen gonna finish top 7 maybe top 4 imo

So Vice is the shirt sponsor of red star. Hipster must have imo

Haha!

Smart move by Red Star imo.

Tuchel GOAT wow


RÖFL

the players should probably monitor tuchel tonight

Yeah, ok that's a bit weird. You won the Super Cup of Ligue Uh, mate. Take it easy.

Uh, so in France, press scrums are made up of fans, not journalists?

He got cornered into singing a song by the players, delivered ainefc

They're all paid by Nasser and Neymar's dad to pretend to like the club.

Got to feel sad for the likes of André, who liked the club before it became QSG. Could have made a killing probably pretending to like them.