Side-note but I did not know you could use VAR to give a yellow card

someone with wolves +2.5 was happy for about eleven seconds there

Its always fun until City plays

stadium is buzzing, by which i mean that its so ****ing quiet that i can hear a bumble bee doing it daily rounds

ive thought about it hard, and decided that haaland is too much of a pussy to succeed in big games

he is six foot five and built like a cruiserweight. if you ask an AI image generator to make a picture of erling haaland combined with a troll archetype from Old Norse mythology, it will return a picture of erling haaland

all signs suggest we have a viking beserker on our hands. however, where is the video of him elbowing a defender full force in the face and caving their nose in, and then shouting at the referee for administering an unfair red card? if a palace fan called him a french bastard, would he do a karate move and be banned for 9 months?

sadly, the answer is no, and you know it. and that is why erling haaland will never score the winning goal in a champions league final

note that i obviously wouldn't say this to his face, but if i did, he would do nothing

Plop have turned up today

We keep sidefooting it to them in our own half. It's a bold strategy Cotton.

And again

Someone tell Spurs that it is enough to capitulate against City to help them to the title.

Here comes Richarlison, that's really going to change the momentum

Can't even blame variance etc here they've missed a hateful of good chances too, and we have had like 2 shots despite lots of the ball.

Whole team has no confidence around the opposing box it is brutal.

lol bissouma

thats the goal you think you are about to score in your head in the playground, just before it dribbles off your foot for a goal kick

I guess the only way that Spurs are getting anything out of this is if we extend that metaphor, ring the bell once we get to 90 minutes and it becomes next goal wins

I would bloody love that

Congrats to Bromley, promoted to EFL for the very first time

FFS clearing the 92 next season would have been a lot easier if Solihull had have won that

Well maybe

Maybe this will get interesting after all

Oh and that's a bad miss

Lmao Salah

lol Sours again


Postecoglu, 33 days ago

A few months later and Spurs xGD is +2 while Chelsea's is +20

Good reminder to not crown whatever new bloke wins his first 5 games as a coach next season

Spurs somehow getting a result vs city despite losing the xg by like .3 - 4.7 is the going to be most inevitably funny thats so spursy thing ever