Lol always thought Coleman seemed like a bit of a ****.

Probably the best one yet

This was an amazing read. Thank you!

Please do post the best ones here as I am not getting on twitter - not even when there is quality content like this

There were some rumours doing the rounds about him being from a rough upbringing in Nottingham when he got his big transfer, but that really is spectacular.

So the solution for Mason Greenwood is actually fairly obvious. Transfer him to Qatar, United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia. He can earn lots of money and p*ssy, because he treats women better than the locals.

they also gazumped everton for free agent andre ayew lol

Gone for Enzo red for the lolseas.

This is legitimately the first game where I’ve thought “geez mason mount may be on the way out”

Havertz gotta go also, forgot to mention that.


The new signings all look impressive. Mudryk is insanely fast.

Never mind the bollocks, here's Noni Madueke

Enzo streaky but lots to like

Madueke reminds me of that one godlike Zouma run

I really cannot emphasize enough how much I dislike Havertz in this squad

Gallagher been the best player on the pitch but too ham footed to seal the deal

Unreal ball from Gallagher to Fofana there, wow

Feels like if Chelsea had Haaland they’d be up 4-0. It’s that kind of game.

Nothing new here, chelsea still doesn’t have someone that can advance the ball to attackers

Havertz and Sterling are dreadful. Mount had another bad game.

It’s just way too easy to sit back against this team, let them trip over their face in the attacking third and allow counters

Madueke at least seems willing to run through people, Mudryk was insanely fast. Doesn’t matter if nobody can feed them… Enzo had one good ball, Gallagher had a couple, but when your best chances are coming from 30 yard feeds from midfielders that’s not ideal. The forward players are just baddddddd. Watching de zeribi turn Brighton players into attacking geniuses has me thinking potter may be on the hot seat sooner than anticipated. They will have patience until the summer but that might be it.

500m well spent

What a waste of money chant was quality from Fulham

chelsea can have balogun for 200m.

pretty happy chelsea saved arsenal from massively overpaying for mudryk. he might eventually be a star, but in terms of contribution this season i think trossard will prove to be the better move for what arsenal need right now by a pretty large margin.

Did he sit on a tall stool for his initiation song and then stand up for the middle 8th.
We’re flying without wings

potter said mudryk was sick. whether you believe that or not is whatever. he didnt seem involved much, although chelsea played mostly down the right side in the first half through james/ziyech..

like clayton said. thought all the new players looked good, all the old players looked bad other than silva. havertz looked absolutely dreadful after about 65 minutes. just completely gassed. no idea how they thought he should stay on.

Nice of Potter to bring James out on the 60th...

lmao **** off

This.

******g Sky showing a replay while we're opening the scoring.

Quite annoying that Everton look competent, organized, and energized.