the keita injury seems like it was one of those broken legs that will only take a couple weeks to recover from. tho not like pogba didnt try his best to make it worse
Koeman gone at Barca. He's got Man Utd written all over him. They love an ex Everton...
He managed Barcelona. He must be good!
Koeman always seemed like a first class prick. Plus he looks like a combo of Rodger Goodell and Todd from Breaking Bad. Really enjoying the Barca implosion…long may it continue.
Ben Johnson put in another excellent display last night for us, doing a fair job on Raheem Sterling. He has done really well since Coufal got injured and has improved considerably. His distribution could do with some improvement, but he has gone from "will probably end up in the Championship" to "useful squad member, Coufal may struggle to get back in" this season.
He is out of contract this summer, he is going to get a nice pay rise from someone.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Solskjaer: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Solskjaer,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer?”