Yeah didn't Sir Alex drop like 80% of turnover on Rio?

This is starting to look like a gold mine for BAIDS

all that was wrapped up a while ago thanks to good old jose,

things we know:

1) jose is a fraud
2) jose is the most successful manager of the last two decades/maybe ever

anyone who knows 1&2 but still thinks managerial appointments are worth obsessing over needs to have a word with themselves

I wasn't aware I was arguing against adjusting net spend for inflation, so well done you for pointing out an argument that doesn't exist.

If we’re choosing a Jose win % to attempt to draw some insights then league win % may provide a more honest comparison; which is the lowest out of top 6 since he arrived (fwiw to keep it honest Liverpool have 2 more wins; Arsenal 1 more). Also United seem to have more points than models suggest they should. It doesn’t look too favourable for him; the quality of some of the investments are obviously questionable and under performance of certain players but they bear much responsibility for that as well. As for theorem; must tread carefully....I don’t see much obsession going on - apart from one man may be getting all the blame now because he was so keen to take all the credit previously. If theorem has a gripe with the media, well media exaggerates everything everywhere.

when jose gets sacked for parking the bus at home in the 1st europa league KO round against Viking Boys ÖB, ppl (fbips principally) will go around saying daft things such as 'this is the most important decision for man utd since ferguson retired, they have to get this right' blah blah blah

figuring out how to not give 100k/wk contracts to jesse lingard is more important than 'conte, sherwood or zidane?'

LOL McTominay starts. Not that it matters much for our annual loss at the bridge, but still.

Edit: Looks like the PL app got it wrong, no McT.

pressure to come up with 4 new unique kit designs is telling, looks like all the mun players are wearing cummerbunds

no yellow in the first 10 minutes i forgot

A+ marking.

It doesn't matter what his name is!

Sick D Pogs

Too easy

and United give up a goal from a set piece. I am utterly shocked by that

Nice defending there guys.

pretty poor marking from Jose on that corner

if jose had the courage of his convictions and dropped pogba for mctominay like he so badly wants to do then its 0-0

having kante on the pitch is like taking full body kevlar to a paintballing session. might as well take him off for giroud

pogba should post that "marking" clip to instagram

Not able to watch the game. How's Mourinhos team looking?

WOOOHOOOO MARTIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marcus alonso,

iterally not 1 person in the world cares about your booboo, next time pls just get up

Lol at rolling around in the six yard box trying to get the game stopped, then just getting up and playing on after Utd score.

he should've at least had the decency to pretend to have a broken leg and get stretchered off. popping straight back up is a tremendously bad look, made himself look a right jabroni

Got a feeling united are going to nick this