BOOOOOOOOO

Missed a merry Christmas to the thread yesterday but we .ight be seeing a true Christmas miracle here

Some fun facts about Harry Kane after today:

- New record of 39 Premier League goals in a calendar year beating Alan Shearer's previous record of 36 (scored in 6 more games than Kane's 39)
- First player ever to score back to back premier league hat-tricks, twice
- He's now scored 48 goals since Shane Long last scored
- 18 goals in 19 premier league appearances this season
- 29 goals in 28 starts (+ 2 sub appearances) in all comps this year
- 8 hat-tricks in 2017
- 8 career PL hat-tricks in his first 135 appearances which is the same amount as Thierry Henry (258 appearances) and Michael Owen (326), one fewer than Robbie Fowler (379) and 3 fewer than Alan Shearer (441)
- 96 goals in his first 135 premier league appearances

Best thing is a bunch of opposing team's fans still don't rate him.

lol mourinho putting a dumb english **** like rashford instead of MARTIAL

this is what you get

Harry Kane has as many Premier League medals as me

Are you rits' english cousin?

Only took 45 min to see whether Ibra and Lukaku can play together

I'm starting to think Monaco sold us Bakayoko's cousin for 40M

Much less.

Run better

Goalies and their god damn ****ing heads

Sir Jesse

LFG

Nice goal.

It's the hope that kills you. Tallpauls useless bums are never holding here. (Reverse Jinx may or may not be intended, I don't know where I am anymore)

lol

The amount of group texts I'm in where people are still claiming how overrated he is is actually incredible.

STEARMAN

Lol Lukaku

Red card looking likely for someone in this game.

Looking forward to which adjectives he uses during the presser..

BALDOCK

coleman out

looks like doucoure is this years capoue

Atkinson is a lock to yellow card Pope for time-wasting in injury time

calling that an OG against Leicester seems a bit harsh.

Yellow cards for everyone!