nicks the ball away, quick turn which beats his man, quick shimmy which beats another man, dribbles forward at speed and then picks the right pass while surrounded by about 5 confused looking brazilians
another memory i have: endless arguments over whether the ball went over the imaginary bar, or in off the imaginary post when it went over a jumper
post and in
NO ITS WAS CLEARLY POST AND OUT
IT WAS POST AND IN, YOU ****
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over the bar
NO IT WAS BAR AND IN
NO IT WAS OVER, YOU ****
very controversial. sometimes different people would maintain different goal tallys according to their interpretation of post and in, so even at the end of the game you might not know who won
Such arguments always ended in a demand for a pen or goal, so a pen
Also used to play Wembley Singles/Doubles/Triples, one goal but teams of 1/2/3 trying to score in it. My midlands mates at uni used to call it "Cuppies" apparently.
Sounds about right, my old house mate from Leicester referred to Wembley doubles as double cuppies
Dog is just like headers and volleys but you get 3 lives. D, O and G. Everytime you miss you lose a life. If you are keeper every goal scored against you loses a life. To get out of goals you have to clean catch. Its played down to the last two then it's penalties!