What the **** why would you not back that? True odds are probably evens, that's printing money.

New customers only; £1 maximum stake. EV around twenty quid.

I mean it's a better offer than BetVictor's 1000-1 for Mcgregor to beat Floyd, but it's still pretty poor and anyone who wastes their one shot at a new account freebie from a bookie on such a weak offer is exactly the kind of customer they're trying to attract.

It still surprises me that more people don't take advantage of bookies sign up offers to win hundreds of risk-free quid.

It's +EV for Floyd to lose and make even more money on a rematch.
If he wins, there's zero chance of a rematch.

yeee, nope, not happening

The time to sign up a new account at a bookie is generally around the Cheltenham festival or the World Cup, ie when business is most competitive and the offers are best! You can easily hoover up £50-£100 at a time from multiple different companies.

All this is making me reminisce about the thousands of free dollars back in the early days of online poker

How have I never seen that gif lmao . Sue Perb

can't even begin to tell you how muffed i am that this city match is on monday at 3 PM EST

****ing WOAT

yeah sucks waiting for Monday, will Rooney do some damage

BACK UPDATE oh boy

so last night im sitting there and thinking hm my back is a bit worse this evening, so i get up to stretch a bit and OH.... GOD OH THE PAIN. had to lie down on the floor to alleviate the agony. then was like, wait i cant get up. cldn't even manoeuvre onto my side. im just lying there thinking well wtf happens now

CAREFULLY and SLOWLY managed to drag myself to the couch just using my arms like a monkey, luckily had some paracetamol hanging around. had to chew the ****s because didnt have any water, horrible. they didnt help. spent night on coach. now 6am and its back to being fine but i am super scared of setting it off again so being ultra cautious

BAIDS, sounds like a nerve issue for sure (lol internet diagnoses). See a professional, but preferably someone with experience treating people with sports-type issues, rather than just general spine/nerve impingement issues. Don't try to flex your spine in any way.

or try to man up pussy

honestly mate if u had my back thing last night and were in one corner of a room, and ronaldo was in the other corner with his cock out saying yoohoo rits would you like to perform fellatio on me there is a 0% chance you would've been able to make it over there in time. that's how bad it was

I highly doubt that. RITS would have forced him self across there.

yeah I know back problems are ugly. my mom's back got stuck like that once, she couldn't move or reach the phone on the table, it took her like 30 mins to be able to move properly.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/6...7-35a38ccd3007

Stay classy Chelsea.

Not exactly surprising, but quite interesting to read.

More interesting stuff on Walters in the full article including why he was sacked by B@stards at the start of his career.

HOnestly I relate conte more to a mob boss/hustler etc than to a football coach.

Lunchtime kickoffs can **** off

Burnley have to be the biggest hypocrites in the league when it comes to moaning. Even that Walker fella is whining about not getting free kicks in his tirade about how other clubs whine too much.

Just seen arsenal have a youth player named Armstrong Okoflex and his name alone leads me to believe he's destined for greatness

how'd swanz not score there

whichever swanz bloke that didnt throw himself at the cross there needs to be sent off for cowardice

wow how'd manu not score there

new guy. Abraham. You'd think he'd know about sacrifices.