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06-06-2018 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Liverpool
Nothing worse then telling someone their cat died when you were supposed to be looking after it.
It's not even international break. It's the summer break. Even worse.
06-06-2018 , 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoopie1
It's not even international break. It's the summer break. Even worse.
It’s the worse
06-06-2018 , 07:42 AM
I'm on phone atm and unable to find the link but the NVG friend's dead cat thread really ought to have been shared itt by now
06-06-2018 , 07:43 AM
Obviously wait until they get home though. You'll just ruin their holiday. Stick it in a plastic bag in the fridge to stop the flies getting to it if you think they are going to get all mawkish or don't trust you and want to see the corpse.
06-06-2018 , 07:50 AM
Cats > dogs ainec. Dogs pretty much the useful idiots of the animal kingdom.
06-06-2018 , 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by LostOstrich
I'm on phone atm and unable to find the link but the NVG friend's dead cat thread really ought to have been shared itt by now
I was about to say wasn't there an all time great thread on this topic (thought it was OOT/BBV though)
06-06-2018 , 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by royalblue
Cats > dogs ainec. Dogs pretty much the useful idiots of the animal kingdom.
As soon as a man says he likes cats alarms go off in my head. No idea why. Maybe cause cats are ****s. insert type of cats jpg
06-06-2018 , 08:43 AM
I didn't say I like cats though
06-06-2018 , 08:56 AM
well played then
06-06-2018 , 09:31 AM
I thought these were the only type of people who actually like cats



Seriously if you are not an old lady and find yourself having genuine affection for cats, I have questions
06-06-2018 , 11:16 AM
#loveislove

I'm not even a pet person but cats seem like they've got more of a personality. I don't know if there's an English term for "treudoof" (translates literally to loyally stupid) but that words seems like it was invented for dogs.

Last edited by royalblue; 06-06-2018 at 11:17 AM. Reason: I do have some questions on how you even know of that video's existence
06-06-2018 , 11:23 AM
Does ****ting in the neighbour's back garden count as personality?
06-06-2018 , 11:31 AM
If Gazza did it it'd probably fall under "colourfull"
06-06-2018 , 12:30 PM
An animal having a personality definitely sounds like something a creepy cat lady would say.
06-06-2018 , 12:39 PM
Not sure if posted, but the Finances for 16/17 were published today, pretty much every team making a pre-tax profit.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...P=share_btn_tw
06-06-2018 , 02:28 PM
Look at all those nasty, money-grabbing owners.
06-06-2018 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by joejoe1337
Not sure if posted, but the Finances for 16/17 were published today, pretty much every team making a pre-tax profit.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...P=share_btn_tw
lol spurs with wages at 42% of revenue and kingweed think they're on the verge on doing a leeds. amazing

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Originally Posted by Tall Paul
Look at all those nasty, money-grabbing owners.
nobody is ever going to argue against the glazers and kroenke just sucking money out of their clubs, but burnley, who have similar wages to revenue and much higher profit margins, are supposed to be run by less greedy people? it makes no sense and it's just people's emotions getting in the way of seeing what's obviously happening
06-06-2018 , 03:23 PM
What about Tottenham and "LevyGOAT"?

Why no criticism of them, their giant profits and huge directors' salaries?

Also, Arsenal's operating profit was 32% compared to Burnley's 20%, so not "much higher" at all. Much lower in fact.

Last edited by Tall Paul; 06-06-2018 at 03:41 PM.
06-06-2018 , 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by S.K
Need life help gents - looking after someone's cat whilst they are on holiday, youngish seemingly healthy cat has died, found her in back garden no outward signs of trauma. Do I tell them before they get home or when they get home?
found it at last

bad news is all the hof pics have been killed and are now just dead photobucket links

Believe me there were some amazing mspaints in that thread. BTW I found it via the 2+2 GOAT thread draft, which is a really cool trip down memory lane for the olds amongst us.
06-06-2018 , 04:15 PM
The goat threads draft is hilarious even for people weren't around. Same goes for the bad poster draft.
06-06-2018 , 04:51 PM
The money-grabbing bastards at Burnley have helped bail out Aston Villa by early payment of half a million quid of the addons from the Ashley Westwood transfer.
06-06-2018 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Tall Paul
The money-grabbing bastards at Burnley have helped bail out Aston Villa by early payment of half a million quid of the addons from the Ashley Westwood transfer.
those bastards also used the money they made from the first year back in the prem to wipe out the club's debt. Such despicable *******s who clearly are only thinking of themselves and not in the best interest of the club.
06-07-2018 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Tall Paul
What about Tottenham and "LevyGOAT"?

Why no criticism of them, their giant profits and huge directors' salaries?
Plenty from within the Spurs fan camp. Spurs won't pay the wages to tempt/keep the bigger players and make us actually take the next step and making a CL run or really competing for the title, but Levy gave himself a 100% pay rise this year.

ROLLEYES EMOJI
06-07-2018 , 04:22 AM
Good article on the Aston Villa crisis: https://www.theguardian.com/football...e_iOSApp_Other

There but for the grace of God etc.
06-07-2018 , 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
Plenty from within the Spurs fan camp. Spurs won't pay the wages to tempt/keep the bigger players and make us actually take the next step and making a CL run or really competing for the title, but Levy gave himself a 100% pay rise this year.

ROLLEYES EMOJI
There are also a minority of Burnley supporters criticising the club for not spending enough (mainly during the 12 game winless run last season).

It is only a minority though, because you'd have to be pretty thick to criticise the way the owners are running the club during our most successful period in over 40 years.

      
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