I've once sold to a scalper when I've had a spare, but with how much accuracy can you be sure that you're buying the real deal? Presumably people can make pretty good forgeries these days if there's decent money to be made.

Genius imo

No way that's real. I refuse to believe it isn't some kind of satire

In pub before heading across to Hull, get there just after half four, putting it at under/over quarter to before someone asks if I want any smack

64, Hull is a bit of a ****hole but with joejoe's top tips you can still enjoy yourself. I'm aware you didn't ask but you're getting these recommendations anyway.

I would head to Prince's Avenue, the middle class area of town and roughly 20 minute walk from the stadium. There you'll find:
80 days Bierhaus - Similar vibe to Euston Tap etc.
Pave - Again, tons of craft and decent continental beer

And if you're going to eat:
Da Giani, Bait, and Marrakech are all very good.

If you go a bit further up onto Newland Avenue, I would also recommend Larkins Bar and Xanders to drink.

If you want quick food anywhere in town, I would very much recommend the Hull Pie shops.

Also, don't talk to any of the locals or they'll ask you if you want smack.

Was probably going Lion and Key but will investigate on the train

That's very pleasant too, I just hate the walk from town to the stadium.

Owen should follow Vinnie into Hollywood.

Lol there were three German lads on the table opposite on the train that are doing Hull tonight and Grimsby tomorrow, that's some dedication to ****hole research

Apparently we're playing in our third kit tonight because orange/black clashes with both red/white and purple

****ing light shows, just put 50p in the meter and be done with it

That was a really good chance for Hull.

Duffy on for Leonard and this'll be fine

I'm away with the lads in morning, one of them just called me from the bus station asking where the rest of us are.

Did it work?

Well that was crap, currently defrosting

Is there an easier gold medal than being one of the three bobsleigh dudes other than the pilot?

being current liverpool manager?

I'm drunk but still don't think this makes any sense

liverpool fans are unhinged supporters of the current manager - 99% of always - maybe you could quote the dog-day of Brenton as counterevidence, but not really.

otoh, the people who push the sled have to actually sprint and push.

Klopp just stands there and gurns.

look: I've been a pusher in a rag bed-race in my time and that **** isn't all cakes and ice-cream, let me tell you

Klopp seems like a long shot to win a gold medal any time soon though.

Someone tastless/good vid editor should put the WTC imapct at 0:53

0:43-0:52 is prolly a good segment for use

Non existent defending there

He can stick it in, thank you and good night

Oh and that's a bad miss