I doubt 2016 fat wayne is one of Jose's favourite players, even if he's tried to sign him in the past. He's already said he won't play in midfield, so he's at least half way there to the right decision. Now he just needs to tell him he won't play him in attack either.

in for rashford -> everton

Manu fans transfering from the hate cult to the Mou apologists will be a painful one for us

To be honest; I don't think the full Mourinho quote is necessarily directed specifically at Wenger. Of course it's easy to see it in that light if you wish to.

He's wrong anyway, it's 12 years since Wenger won a title.

It has begun

not many female doctors in Utd i assume?

Was taking to some people itk who reckon there is P<0.0000000000005 chance Bolt is not doping, so it's more a question if Bolt can both win and not get caught.

meh, some managers were last fired 6 months ago, some 20 years ago. all about perspective jose

Obviously I'll be renewing the thread's FPL mini-league once the site is back up later this month. Working title is the "Fanerio Freeroll" but I'm open to suggestions.

Buyin will be in GBP this season though, as I got burned running the 12X for the Euros in USD and holding cash in three currencies just before Sterling fell on its arse. Come to think of it, it was probably the fact that a Brexit vote would cost me money that swung it in Leave's favour at the last minute.

Anyway, I think a £10 buyin and the old rule of it being open only to those who have participated in a previous year's EPL thread is the best way of keeping it friendly. Mic_check12 will no doubt be running higher buyin leagues for the sharks amongst us.

4th year of soccerpoaster eggball leagues are also a go, will get started in a week or two

will need at least one more participant in each league (one $20 one $50, both auction) and possibly more so pm me if u want in. last years participants are obv guaranteed a place if they want it

last years highlights include:

-andre bidding a fifth of his budget on the wrong johnson

-lfc_usa being awfully pleased with himself re: his savvy purchase of jamaal charles for about 15 mins in chat, until someone pointed out that he was outbid at the last second and didnt get charles

-deuces bidding on a player who had broken his leg a couple days prior to the draft and was out for the season

-chop losing his mind at various points cos no1 wanted to trade away their good players for his rubbish players

-egregious use of first round kicker selection. pro stratsssss

-me finishing just outside the money in heartbreaking circumstances on the final day of the season in both leagues

innovations will include:

quicker auctions. you no longer get a million hours to select which player you want to put up for auction

thats it

in

will be in for fantasy of differently shaped balls

In for this, great league would recommend to all.

In for both eggball leagues, probably FPL too.

will remain in the derper league

In for all the leagues. Will again be doubling down on the Brady/Gronk to carry the rest strat.

Feels weird seeing mou rustling everyone when he's not the manager of my team, but can always appreciate some lol arse.

joejoe. we apparently took andrew stone of you and is now our Head of Performance Analysis & Technical Recruitment at Villa. Is he well known in Southampton / do anything decent or?

Bugs me when people talk about Mourinho like he's deliberately trolling when he's plainly just a **** (c-word).

Such a shame Fan is a welching scumbag. Was hoping to get a double or quits bet going for this season.

lol

Fraid I had to google him so I can't really offer much help in that regard.

No further updates on this then?

Can't believe he actually did it if I'm honest.

Can't believe 80 cents for the dollar was the going rate at some point, doubt anyone would buy my action for 1 cent on the dollar now