heh, that was just the first random miserable memory that sprung to mind. That particular beating was because I objected to him and his mates ogling my wife's breasts in a nightclub. I may or may not have called him a "cock" at some point though.

Sporty Spice's boyfriend

LO, your reasons for taking a dislike to the man are at least marginally better than those offered by spitter for why he doesn't like Neil Lennon.

I'm actually tempted to edit Sporty Spice's Wikipedia page to let the world know that LO slipped her a digit.

Lol

goat story that

edit: if anyone wants to relive it

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=28871

Should at least be on the front page of every year's football thread

Haha nice. Wp. How many double ups is that? 8?

Worse than the one you took at your sister-in-law's? Damn it sounded bad enough

Thread peaking

Diouf's like that kid in maths that has nonsensical working but the correct answer

Yeah pretty sure Diouf is correct there

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35191686

Or maybe you aren't as good as you think.

Relative no0b. Gonna need the full backstory on these

Some cool twitter follows I've come across:

@deepxg - latest thing has been shot build up and defensive territory maps. Bit hard to fully comprehend them but kinda cool, especially the defensive territory maps. They basically highlight an area of a players defensive actions and then color it based on how much ball progression they allowed. (Green means the opposition had trouble advancing the ball through that area, red means the opposite)

The shot build up maps show the area that the build up to a shot covered. Colors indicate speed (red faster buildup, green longer)

@soccermetric

Does pre match predictions and models a handful of other things. Also has a transfer value comparison tool (I haven't figured out how to use it yet), but interestingly enough identified vary as a better value for pool than Benteke BEFORE this seasons results which is pretty cool.

And to think there is some poor guy in Mexico right now thinking he had the worst luck hu in a $2



Was about 4 double ups mixed with a lot of smaller pots won before i was back level

For LFC-USA or any new people to the thread that are not familiar with the LO chronicles, it is compulsory reading

Confirmed #LFC team v @SunderlandAFC: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Henderson, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Benteke

4-0 to the Reds.

I've taken the precaution of backing Liverpool to ensure maximum lolplop, yw guys

heh

Model likes pool but **** it. Legggo sunderland!

Sunderland are as aids as Villa. No way are they taking anything here.

Just heard what games are on TV for the FA Cup 3rd round. Man Utd v Sheff Utd is actually a live game, the streak lives on lol, amazing.

Here is the list:

Exeter City v Liverpool
7.55pm Friday 8 January
Live on BBC 1

Wycombe Wanderers v Aston Villa
12.45pm Saturday 9 January
Live on BT Sport 2

Manchester United v Sheffield United
5.30pm Saturday 9 January
Live on BT Sport 2

Oxford United v Swansea City
12noon Sunday 10 January
Live on BBC 2 Wales

Chelsea v Leyton Orient or S****horpe United
2pm, Sunday 10 January
Live on BT Sport 2

Tottenham Hotspur v Leicester City
4pm Sunday 10 January
Live on BBC 1

Cardiff City v Shrewsbury Town
6pm Sunday 10 January
Live on S4C

was just thinking it's about time Rodwell picked up an injury