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Old 12-10-2015, 06:01 AM   #20751
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Re: English Football 2015-16

In the words of Edmund Blackadder:

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This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.
Since two pencils and a pair of underpants won't suffice, we've moved our training ground to Rush Green from Chadwell Heath (this was scheduled to happen at the end of this season anyway, it has been brought forward). The surface at Chadwell Heath has long been suggested to be the cause of many of our injuries.

Arse fans, what's your excuse?
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Old 12-10-2015, 06:05 AM   #20752
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We have too many glass players...fully expect us to throw a bid towards Sturridge in January. Some experts say it is the harder soiled training ground, but you used that already so I'm with the glass+not enough PEDs
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Old 12-10-2015, 06:06 AM   #20753
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Just ask Mourinho for Doctor Needles' phone number.
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Old 12-10-2015, 06:16 AM   #20754
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Trying to acquire that since she left, but for personal reasons
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Old 12-10-2015, 06:55 AM   #20755
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wtf is wrong with you?
Lol you both seem absolutely made.



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Old 12-10-2015, 07:23 AM   #20756
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looooool EA Sports PPI is probably somewhere above fat bloke at pub rankings and below whoscored ratings
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Old 12-10-2015, 07:29 AM   #20757
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It all started when I saw a photo of him on Twitter wearing a rather fetching pair of peach-coloured shorts. Since then, our relationship has blossomed.

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Old 12-10-2015, 08:01 AM   #20758
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We have too many glass players...fully expect us to throw a bid towards Sturridge in January. Some experts say it is the harder soiled training ground, but you used that already so I'm with the glass+not enough PEDs
Were they experts in the arts of soil? If not these misguided speculative notions should be discredited.
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:02 AM   #20759
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GG Gary Monk.
Win rate second to none soundbite one time.
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:06 AM   #20760
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looooool EA Sports PPI is probably somewhere above fat bloke at pub rankings and below whoscored ratings
Walker best defensive RB this season
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:09 AM   #20761
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But the third best RB overall, by a pretty decent margin as well.

Also behind Cedric considerably in both defensive score and overall, so again, lololol

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Old 12-10-2015, 08:13 AM   #20762
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But the third best RB overall, by a pretty decent margin as well
Please define the margin between Walker and Clyne?

All the xG for and against have City/Arsenal first and second with Spurs third which skew the stats. But anyhoo my eye test >
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:15 AM   #20763
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I meant a decent margin behind Sagna and Bellerin. And just edited original, waaaaaaay behind Cedric
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:21 AM   #20764
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I meant a decent margin behind Sagna and Bellerin. And just edited original, waaaaaaay behind Cedric
Cedric's score is 2* Clyne's score, does this mean that he's twice as good, or is he just pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty decent?
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:31 AM   #20765
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Twice as good! Or like, 18 more prettys
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:55 AM   #20766
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from august 2014 until march 31st 2015, leicester had 4W 7D 18L in the PL

since april 1st they have 16W 6D 2L

**** is that
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Old 12-10-2015, 08:57 AM   #20767
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It all started when I saw a photo of him on Twitter wearing a rather fetching pair of peach-coloured shorts. Since then, our relationship has blossomed.

It is really something money can't buy, isn't it?

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Were they experts in the arts of soil? If not these misguided speculative notions should be discredited.
I'm lead to believe they do indeed have (at least) A MASTERS in soil...wouldn't have brought it up otherwise

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from august 2014 until march 31st 2015, leicester had 4W 7D 18L in the PL

since april 1st they have 16W 6D 2L

**** is that
I was pretty happy with our 5-2 win against, now I'm stoked...can't believe we hold the "only ones to have beaten leicester this season" title

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Old 12-10-2015, 09:15 AM   #20768
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He's got a lower RB score than the guy you're trying to claim he's better than?
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Old 12-10-2015, 09:17 AM   #20769
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Is it new to you that HumanHalo has no problems with going against facts, logic and reason?
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Old 12-10-2015, 09:22 AM   #20770
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apparently mahrez's agent made contact with marseilles late last year and got this response from their head of recruitment. courtesy of google translate

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Do you really think that Leicester players and the USM Alger can now have a place to OM in this project of ours? In short, in order to save time, let me tell you that we try to be professional and qualitatively in terms of recruitment and therefore the probability that we take this way players is zero.

I hope you will not take badly this message but I can not stand that you take me for a sucker.
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Old 12-10-2015, 09:28 AM   #20771
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He's got a lower RB score than the guy you're trying to claim he's better than?
Yes sir, you are correct.

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Old 12-10-2015, 09:35 AM   #20772
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from august 2014 until march 31st 2015, leicester had 4W 7D 18L in the PL

since april 1st they have 16W 6D 2L

**** is that
Variance
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Old 12-10-2015, 09:37 AM   #20773
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so glad they didnt fire pearson late march and hire some trendy smouldering latino with great hair, i'd be getting inundated
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Old 12-10-2015, 10:04 AM   #20774
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Sky sources: #SwanseaCity interested in Avram Grant to succeed Garry Monk. More on #SSNHQ now.
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Old 12-10-2015, 10:43 AM   #20775
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Kyle Walker is ****e
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