English Football 2015-16 - Leicester City won the league - Page 831 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

Since two pencils and a pair of underpants won't suffice, we've moved our training ground to Rush Green from Chadwell Heath (this was scheduled to happen at the end of this season anyway, it has been brought forward). The surface at Chadwell Heath has long been suggested to be the cause of many of our injuries.

Arse fans, what's your excuse?

12-10-2015 , 06:05 AM

#20752

MindFckr

Classic Arsenal GHW

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 25,915

We have too many glass players...fully expect us to throw a bid towards Sturridge in January. Some experts say it is the harder soiled training ground, but you used that already so I'm with the glass+not enough PEDs

12-10-2015 , 06:06 AM

#20753

Hoopie1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 26,274

Just ask Mourinho for Doctor Needles' phone number.

12-10-2015 , 06:16 AM

#20754

MindFckr

Classic Arsenal GHW

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 25,915

Trying to acquire that since she left, but for personal reasons

12-10-2015 , 06:55 AM

#20755

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashy

lolwalker

Quote:

Originally Posted by joejoe1337

wtf is wrong with you?

Lol you both seem absolutely made.

On a separate note, Hoopie and MindFckr have a beautiful relationship on here.

12-10-2015 , 07:23 AM

#20756

bazooka87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22,145

looooool EA Sports PPI is probably somewhere above fat bloke at pub rankings and below whoscored ratings

12-10-2015 , 07:29 AM

#20757

Hoopie1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 26,274

Quote:

Originally Posted by Human Halo

On a separate note, Hoopie and MindFckr have a beautiful relationship on here.

It all started when I saw a photo of him on Twitter wearing a rather fetching pair of peach-coloured shorts. Since then, our relationship has blossomed.

12-10-2015 , 08:01 AM

#20758

mw828

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 29,322

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindFckr

Were they experts in the arts of soil? If not these misguided speculative notions should be discredited.

12-10-2015 , 08:02 AM

#20759

mw828

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 29,322

Quote:

Originally Posted by Human Halo

GG Gary Monk.

Win rate second to none soundbite one time.

12-10-2015 , 08:06 AM

#20760

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazooka87

looooool EA Sports PPI is probably somewhere above fat bloke at pub rankings and below whoscored ratings

Walker best defensive RB this season

12-10-2015 , 08:09 AM

#20761

bazooka87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22,145

But the third best RB overall, by a pretty decent margin as well.

Also behind Cedric considerably in both defensive score and overall, so again, lololol

Last edited by bazooka87; 12-10-2015 at 08:14 AM.

12-10-2015 , 08:13 AM

#20762

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazooka87

But the third best RB overall, by a pretty decent margin as well

Please define the margin between Walker and Clyne?

All the xG for and against have City/Arsenal first and second with Spurs third which skew the stats. But anyhoo my eye test >

12-10-2015 , 08:15 AM

#20763

bazooka87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22,145

I meant a decent margin behind Sagna and Bellerin. And just edited original, waaaaaaay behind Cedric

12-10-2015 , 08:21 AM

#20764

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazooka87

I meant a decent margin behind Sagna and Bellerin. And just edited original, waaaaaaay behind Cedric

Cedric's score is 2* Clyne's score, does this mean that he's twice as good, or is he just pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty decent?

12-10-2015 , 08:31 AM

#20765

bazooka87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22,145

Twice as good! Or like, 18 more prettys

12-10-2015 , 08:55 AM

#20766

BAIDS

2013 FA Cup winner

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 32,645

from august 2014 until march 31st 2015, leicester had 4W 7D 18L in the PL

since april 1st they have 16W 6D 2L

**** is that

12-10-2015 , 08:57 AM

#20767

MindFckr

Classic Arsenal GHW

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 25,915

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoopie1

It all started when I saw a photo of him on Twitter wearing a rather fetching pair of peach-coloured shorts. Since then, our relationship has blossomed.

It is really something money can't buy, isn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mw828

Were they experts in the arts of soil? If not these misguided speculative notions should be discredited.

I'm lead to believe they do indeed have (at least) A MASTERS in soil...wouldn't have brought it up otherwise

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAIDS

from august 2014 until march 31st 2015, leicester had 4W 7D 18L in the PL

since april 1st they have 16W 6D 2L

**** is that

I was pretty happy with our 5-2 win against, now I'm stoked...can't believe we hold the "only ones to have beaten leicester this season" title

Last edited by MindFckr; 12-10-2015 at 09:02 AM.

12-10-2015 , 09:15 AM

#20768

joejoe1337

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 16,286

Quote:

Originally Posted by Human Halo

Walker best defensive RB this season

He's got a lower RB score than the guy you're trying to claim he's better than?

12-10-2015 , 09:17 AM

#20769

MindFckr

Classic Arsenal GHW

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 25,915

Is it new to you that HumanHalo has no problems with going against facts, logic and reason?

12-10-2015 , 09:22 AM

#20770

BAIDS

2013 FA Cup winner

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 32,645

apparently mahrez's agent made contact with marseilles late last year and got this response from their head of recruitment. courtesy of google translate

Quote:

Do you really think that Leicester players and the USM Alger can now have a place to OM in this project of ours? In short, in order to save time, let me tell you that we try to be professional and qualitatively in terms of recruitment and therefore the probability that we take this way players is zero.

I hope you will not take badly this message but I can not stand that you take me for a sucker.

Spoiler:

gjge