FA have just announced Micah Richards has been banned for tonight, he's turned up with his kit and everything.

sorry if i missed anything its been a busy weekend

DECISIONS AGAINST CHELSEA 2015/16

1) says hazard was > ronaldo during 2014/15
2) calls fsw's wife a bad cook
3) signs flacco
4) blames 3-0 loss to city on linesman which leads to pravda match report on chelsea.com
5) alienates womenfolk everywhere
6) swears at mild mannered everton manager after losing to him
7) makes branislav captain
8) beats wenger
9) loses to soton, blames the ref that should've given soton two penalties, gets fined 50k
10) proclaims himself best manager chelsea have ever had
11) drops hazard
12) slaps child
13) doesn't tell daughter that the GQ awards are not fancy dress - she goes as a sex worker
14) punishes media for child slapping incident
15) chaos as matic is sent off vs west ham for two deserved yellows:
15.a) two players booked for dissent
15.b) random chelsea coach sent away from the touchline for running onto the pitch during play
15.c) attempts to gain access to referees' lair at half time, banned from touchline as a result
15.d) storms off at full time without talking to anyone
16) claims chelsea's critics have been silenced following cup exit to stoke on penalties
17) after loss to liverpool, answers all of the post match interviewer's 12 questions with variants of 'i have nothing to say'
18) reputable sources claim a first team player said he 'would rather lose than win' for the manager
19) banned for one match and given £40k fine for tomfoolery after the west ham defeat

yep knew i forgot something,

DECISIONS AGAINST CHELSEA 2015/16

1) says hazard was > ronaldo during 2014/15
2) calls fsw's wife a bad cook
3) signs flacco
4) blames 3-0 loss to city on linesman which leads to pravda match report on chelsea.com
5) alienates womenfolk everywhere
6) swears at mild mannered everton manager after losing to him
7) makes branislav captain
8) beats wenger
9) loses to soton, blames the ref that should've given soton two penalties, gets fined 50k
10) proclaims himself best manager chelsea have ever had
11) drops hazard
12) slaps child
13) doesn't tell daughter that the GQ awards are not fancy dress - she goes as a sex worker
14) punishes media for child slapping incident
15) chaos as matic is sent off vs west ham for two deserved yellows:
15.a) two players booked for dissent
15.b) random chelsea coach sent away from the touchline for running onto the pitch during play
15.c) attempts to gain access to referees' lair at half time, banned from touchline as a result
15.d) storms off at full time without talking to anyone
16) claims chelsea's critics have been silenced following cup exit to stoke on penalties
17) after loss to liverpool, answers all of the post match interviewer's 12 questions with variants of 'i have nothing to say'
18) reputable sources claim a first team player said he 'would rather lose than win' for the manager
19) banned for one match and given £40k fine for tomfoolery after the west ham defeat
20) named individually in a separate legal action relating to decision against chelsea number 5

Just agreed that I'm gonna pay her an extra £300 a month on top so she can hopefully afford a private rent on a 3 bed house

So it's £100 maintenance, £300 for her rent, got 6 months left on her car at £190 and 18 months of her loan at £140 😞

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Lescott starting. Christ.

Are the lineups out yet? Bankered Spuds 4-0...so I reckon 1-0 to Villa or smthing

Tottenham 4-2-3-1: Lloris; Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Alli, Dier; Dembele, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane. Subs: Vorm, Davies, Fazio, Trippier, Mason, Onomah, Townsend.

Aston Villa 4-4-2: Guzan; Hutton, Clark, Lescott, Richardson; Bacuna, Westwood, Sanchez, Sinclair; Agbonlahor, Grealish. Subs: Bunn, Veretout, Ayew, Amavi, Gil, Crespo, Gestede.

Would go 3-0 Spurs myself. Kieran Richardson. That sums our utter ****eness up.

Damn. That Villa squad looks destined to go down...

Just realized I forgot to do ikts and 12X this week. Doh.

Spurs are 1.4 to win a premiership match tonight, short as they've been for a while that.

variance

Villa got this

im playing kane to score and tottenham to win by at least 2. Also some 4-0 3-0 3-1 4-1 scores + overs for fun.

propably jinxing 0-1 and we still relegate so **** me

Great piece on Chelsea there on MNF

G.Nev is seriously GOAT. Lampard was much better than i expected aswell.

Hmmm..not sure about this Sky?

jfc fat frank in the studio

damn, I always forget to tune in early on Mondays for Neville. Do they repeat it at all?

Okay, I didn't watch because of fat frank but he was decent????

LO sent via skype mate

no idea how much punditry hes done before. But it was pretty solid for MNF first appearance iyam. Didnt really look out of place, they didnt really ask him too much about tactics though, more about opinions etc

Hes pretty well spoken and gets his point across quite well (much better than henry)

lol, that was horrible.

pahahaha our defenders are the worst

at least were consistent. pretty good start (Y)

Hahahahaha Sunday league defending right there.