Spurs has been running horrible this season and is a good bit better than chelsea, probably better than ManU as well. Big gap between arse/city and whoever is 3rd.

Chelsea has actually probably been running a bit good, they truly are wretched this year and I'm enjoying every second of it.

was no where near 30

Everton were hopeless and arse easily deserved win, but refereeing is awful yet again

original research I haven't seen anywhere else: after tomorrow, Man Utd will have played 6 of the other top 8 teams from last season. probably an above average difficulty start to the season IMO.

pretty sure we go on a nicer run after tomorrow, in which case it's just a case of grinding out wins consistently.

Michael Caley's top 4 projection using just this seasons stats and no payroll or previous season regression/weighting.

mostly a joke at Mourinho's expense

also, in addition to my point in the previous post, and this is something I think a lot of people don't understand: winning the league isn't so much about who can be the best team on any given day, but about who is consistent over the course of most of the season, doing just enough to grind out wins.

Please don't sack Mourinho, watching this unfold week after week is far too funny.

gah, apologies. been a long day and just fancied whinging

Arsenal fans hoping for Man Utd win tomorrow because A) it means you stay top (probably) and B) we're not real contenders anyway amirite?

Watched a lot of ManU games and if they cant fix their chance creation I don't think they are contenders, if that changes who knows...

Prefer a 0-0 draw tomorrow

Agree.

Only WBA, Bournemouth, Sunderland and Newcastle have created less chances than us.

Arsenal have created twice as a many!

Attempts inside the box, lol only Sunderland and Newcastle. Arsenal have 3x as many!

With lvknob in charge and forcing his ****ty style of football, we're are simply not going to win enough games to win the league.

Arsenal winning the league and Spurs getting CL would be the capper on the season from hell

who is better than jamie vardy tho?

Vardy seems to score with every shot on target. Presumably Utd just have to sign him in January and the league is as good as over?

he's got a pre-agreement with liverpool for £36M i believe

Liverpool is no doubt his boyhood club, so the deal is as good as done

I lol'd at more than half of those. Press on BAIDS

Heskey was unavailable yesterday so we trotted out Shola Ameobi. Wish you could make this stuff up

Mignolet – Clyne, Škrtel, Sakho (c), Moreno – Emre Can, Lucas – Firmino, Lallana, Coutinho – Benteke

Brent probably just stroked out

and he scored?

Captain, leader,

Still no real explanation on why Chelsea are performing so badly.

There is obviously going to be a lot of noise to light ratio in such discussion so I am going to bring the light, use occams razor and provide the only logical explanation.

Obviously at some point a few months ago, a meet up was organised in London for several 2+2 posters.

I attended.

During the social event there was some kind of horrible accident.

Both Baids and I were killed in the incident.

I have been placed on a slab in the morgue near Baids.

His concentrated irrational hate of TSO is influencing the reality I perceive in death via some kind of electronic magnetic quantum entanglement pollution.

In pre death reality Chelsea are 10 points clear at the top of the table.

Occams Razor.

Pretty weird post that