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Originally Posted by BAIDS
DECISIONS AGAINST CHELSEA 2015/16
1) says hazard was > ronaldo during 2014/15
2) calls fsw's wife a bad cook
3) signs flacco
4) blames 3-0 loss to city on linesman which leads to pravda match report on chelsea.com
5) alienates womenfolk everywhere
6) swears at mild mannered everton manager after losing to him
7) makes branislav captain
8) beats wenger
9) loses to soton, blames the ref that should've given soton two penalties, gets fined 50k
10) proclaims himself best manager chelsea have ever had
11) drops hazard
12) slaps child
13) doesn't tell daughter that the GQ awards are not fancy dress - she goes as a sex worker
14) punishes media for child slapping incident
15) chaos as matic is sent off vs west ham for two deserved yellows:
15.a) two players booked for dissent
15.b) random chelsea coach sent away from the touchline for running onto the pitch during play
15.c) attempts to gain access to referees' lair at half time, banned from touchline as a result
15.d) storms off at full time without talking to anyone
Chance of this thing your doing becoming funny = 0%