rip season

SWANZ

I thought Barrow kinda sucks, but he's been fantastic since coming on.

I don't think shergoat is surviving this

DECISIONS AGAINST CHELSEA 2015/16

1) says hazard was > ronaldo during 2014/15
2) calls fsw's wife a bad cook
3) signs flacco
4) blames 3-0 loss to city on linesman which leads to pravda match report on chelsea.com
5) alienates womenfolk everywhere
6) swears at mild mannered everton manager after losing to him
7) makes branislav captain
8) beats wenger
9) loses to soton, blames the ref that should've given soton two penalties, gets fined 50k
10) proclaims himself best manager chelsea have ever had
11) drops hazard
12) slaps child
13) doesn't tell daughter that the GQ awards are not fancy dress - she goes as a sex worker
14) punishes media for child slapping incident
15) chaos as matic is sent off vs west ham for two deserved yellows:
15.a) two players booked for dissent
15.b) random chelsea coach sent away from the touchline for running onto the pitch during play
15.c)
15.d)
15.e)
15.f)
15.g)

list will be updated as the fallout settles and the facts become known

Won't surprise me if Mourinho mentions Luis Garcia's goal in 05 after Zoumas effort. It haunts him.
Hey Mou

wow. great corner by my boy Bacuna.

Specifically that type of (non-)goal can cause some confusion for a lot who just use the "it cleared the line [on the grass]", without considering that that doesn't imply 100% that it's a goal.

that woman screaming into the mic over the 90 minutes has definitely been a net negative. unless i've got some tab open on my computer without realising.

what odds are people willing to give me for chelsea finishing top4?

one of pet hates in general that a lot of people don't know what "whole ball" means, including officials apparently

last traded 2.54 betfair

screaming french woman just adding to the excitement for me

how hard it is to get an loud harpy away from the broadcast mics?

6 Chelsea boys booked

is that into "failure to control players" = fine territory?

I can't believe I got 10:1 on Chelsea not finishing top 4. Robbery.

Palace . Leicester just refuses to lose games.

ALLEZ WEST HAM ALLEZ

who the f* are Chelsea?

worst Chelsea league start since 1990

WH hitlist so far:

Arsenal
Plop
Man City
Chelsea



WHOS NEXT

rip cult?

Whose getting sacked first? Tactics Tim or The Moaning One?

If he got sent off, does that mean he doesn't have to give an interview? That would almost be quite clever..

another mourinho masterstroke!