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Old 09-30-2015, 12:43 PM   #12226
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Re: English Football 2015-16

mourinho = matusow
huge mouth and always donking off someone elses money
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Old 09-30-2015, 12:44 PM   #12227
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I just googled poker player slip and got absolutely nowhere
Didn't the dude moneymaker beat have a huge ego gold chain and overall look at me attitude and folded a huge hand to some pudgy bum heads up when I fact he had the better hand and let said pudgy bum bluff him ?
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Old 09-30-2015, 12:46 PM   #12228
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Not a poker player but wouldn't brent = that moneymaker dude? An unknown nobody who luck boxed an incredible run then never did anything remotely similar ever again? Or does the moneymaker title make the comparison invalid?
yeah maybe if Moneymaker did a heel turn and got plastic surgery, dropped 50 lbs and started acting like a dick
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Old 09-30-2015, 12:47 PM   #12229
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Louis Van Gaal reminds me of Phil Hellmuth. Highly regarded beecause he won wsop in 1990 still thinks that hes a genius and has many people believing so. Turns out hes just a donk in this day and age and just lives off his reputation and loud antics
Still collecting dem bracelets though.
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Old 09-30-2015, 01:06 PM   #12230
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arsene wenger = solid midstakes crusher
great winrate with minimal variance but doesn't have the bankroll to hang with the big boys in the high variance high stakes games
Wenger = Durrrr Crushed all the nits when no one knew what they were doing, but outmatched by better lags.
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Old 09-30-2015, 01:15 PM   #12231
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Wenger obv = benyamine
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Old 09-30-2015, 01:17 PM   #12232
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Wenger is the guy that takes a bad beat to get cut down to 20bb in a cash game and then stubbornly refuses to reload when a mega whale sits to his right 500bb deep.
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Old 09-30-2015, 01:55 PM   #12233
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Wenger is the guy that takes a bad beat to get cut down to 20bb in a cash game and then stubbornly refuses to reload when a mega whale sits to his right 500bb deep.
lol
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Old 09-30-2015, 01:58 PM   #12234
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david weir = tuff fish
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Old 09-30-2015, 02:05 PM   #12235
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Wenger just doesn't play, maybe next time
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Old 09-30-2015, 04:21 PM   #12236
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LOLed at a bunch of those
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Old 09-30-2015, 04:43 PM   #12237
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@OptaJoe: 15 - Steven Fletcher has scored 15 goals in his last 15 starts with Manchester City in the Champions League. Saviour.
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Old 09-30-2015, 05:05 PM   #12238
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No stopping the Fletch.
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Old 09-30-2015, 05:42 PM   #12239
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mourinho = grimstarr
Hahaha
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Old 09-30-2015, 05:42 PM   #12240
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/poker analogies

cashy wins
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:40 PM   #12241
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Cant believe theres no goal line technology in the Champions League
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:48 PM   #12242
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i laughed at a few of those poker analogies wp thread
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Old 09-30-2015, 07:03 PM   #12243
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fifa HQ = full tilt poker HQ circa 2010
the best analogy ever. wp
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Old 10-01-2015, 03:37 AM   #12244
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wait wat odds did goatsauce get on chlesea not t4?

cos it literally looks 50/50
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Old 10-01-2015, 04:18 AM   #12245
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wait wat odds did goatsauce get on chlesea not t4?

cos it literally looks 50/50

I'll back Chelsea to finish t4 of if you'd like?

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In other news some stats on goal scorers

Lewandowski to Ronaldo: Weird and wonderful goal records
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34402082
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Old 10-01-2015, 05:57 AM   #12246
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in July, Jean Kaltack scored 16 goals for South Pacific country Vanuatu in a 46-0 win over Micronesia in an Olympic qualifying tournament. Unfortunately for Kaltack, his feat does not stand up as a bona fide world record because it came in an under-23 tournament.
Is this you mate fanny?
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:20 AM   #12247
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Rodgers = Liv Boeree
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Old 10-01-2015, 06:57 AM   #12248
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Rodgers = Liv Boeree
Sorry, not even close. Try again.
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:15 AM   #12249
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Cant believe theres no goal line technology in the Champions League
How would you obviously rig games then?

In all seriousness though the 4th official is probably the most useless and lol thing ever implemented in the game and they should just get rid of them.
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Old 10-01-2015, 07:18 AM   #12250
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Here's the thing about van gaal and united. They are super boring but martial and Memphis have at least added some good attacking dynamics (martial is really good, and we probably look back on what they paid and think of it as a steal which is legit insane).

They are incredibly good defensively. They allow the least amount of passes completed in their defensive zone by a substantially large margin. Their pressing to win back the ball is fantastic as well. Unfortunately Everything they do after they get the ball is boring and sterile. They basically are saying we will limit the chances you get and by nature limit our chances as well, but our chances will be of higher quality and we have better players so we will win.

It's boring, but really effective. If they run bad on finishing though it will be hard for them to make up for it by creating more chances.
This explains everything, United have stolen Jose's bus.
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