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09-30-2015 , 09:00 AM
you'd think that to come up with such a cringe-worthy analogy one would need more than 30sec
09-30-2015 , 09:08 AM
Just been to a JD weatherspoon pub and they were advertising the Apple Pay thing. Tried it out and it actually worked perfectly in less than 10 seconds. Way quicker paying that way than counting coins or waiting for the change.
09-30-2015 , 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by BOOM BUST ROBOT
Arsenal 4.00 for that game on BWIN

Bayern 1.8, draw 3.75
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Originally Posted by NicReynolds
Yea il be backing Arsenal at that price
so +ev
09-30-2015 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by kingweed
Lol a coin flip. Bayern will completely batter them. They may not win by 2 or 3 but it'll be a completely dominate from start to finish.
i sense a sneaky bet, can i have arse +3 over the 2 games?
09-30-2015 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
you'd think that to come up with such a cringe-worthy analogy one would need more than 30sec
Not for me. I'm like the Mozart of cringeworthy analogists.
09-30-2015 , 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by thechef
I always thought Arsenal more a JTs. If everything goes right they can make an attractive hand but they're going to lose against the big boys more often than not.

By "always thought" I mean the 30 seconds it took me to write this post.
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
you'd think that to come up with such a cringe-worthy analogy one would need more than 30sec
Think poker analogies are underrated, at least for the lols. Keep 'em coming
09-30-2015 , 09:43 AM
David Sklanksy was actually referring to Tottenham with (mind the) gap concept.
09-30-2015 , 09:53 AM
diego costa seems the sort that bluffs into dry side pots
09-30-2015 , 10:02 AM
Mourinho checks back the nuts on the river
09-30-2015 , 10:07 AM
Mourinho is the guy using every second of his timebank preflop 400 away from the money
09-30-2015 , 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Ledders
Mourinho is the guy using every second of his timebank preflop 400 away from the money
Perfect.
09-30-2015 , 10:14 AM
Mourinho folds every hand preflop and then open-jams aces.
09-30-2015 , 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
Mourinho checks back the nuts on the river

Wenger would have already folded the nutz on the turn.
09-30-2015 , 11:01 AM
Asked about the hand later, Wenger claimed not to have seen the turn card
09-30-2015 , 11:03 AM
lol

also OAFK wtf you doing on the internet? get ready for your Arsenal debut on Sunday
09-30-2015 , 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Ledders
Mourinho is the guy using every second of his timebank preflop 400 away from the money
SAF would use 10 minutes of his 30 second time bank on the bubble.
09-30-2015 , 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by O.A.F.K.1.1
SAF would use 10 minutes of his 30 second time bank on the bubble.
Lol
09-30-2015 , 11:06 AM
mou open jammed his aces this season but it turns out he has A4
09-30-2015 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
mou open jammed his aces this season but it turns out he has A4
Flop

XX4

Turn
4

River
4


Tho.
09-30-2015 , 11:10 AM
brent is the one that spunks off 250bb with no pair no draw and then spends 15 mins explaining to the table why the other bloke should've folded his bottom set
09-30-2015 , 11:12 AM
ah was just about to post something similar about Brent, but yours is better
09-30-2015 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BAIDS
brent is the one that spunks off 250bb with no pair no draw and then spends 15 mins explaining to the table why the other bloke should've folded
Yea hes been like that ever since he had the lucky streak two years ago when he was dealt AA 38 hands in a row and nearly made the final table for the first time in 25 years. He thought it was skill.
09-30-2015 , 11:15 AM
when playing dealers choice, pulis invariably opts for 7 card stud
09-30-2015 , 11:17 AM
Louis Van Gaal reminds me of Phil Hellmuth. Highly regarded beecause he won wsop in 1990 still thinks that hes a genius and has many people believing so. Turns out hes just a donk in this day and age and just lives off his reputation and loud antics
09-30-2015 , 11:23 AM
matusow = jose
jamie gold = brent

phil ivey, uh, paul ince

      
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