so today we've learned there's a 2% chance of the middle east running out of oil and/or east manchester being hit by a nuclear strike. can't see any other way city don't finish top 4

lol fat knacker

roonay

omg herrera

louis van gaal sitting on a lowcostvans.co.uk seat

pretty sure he is not low cost

Rooney is so bad at the moment, touch, movement, passing, shooting, crossing everything is just so bad.

He's even making it difficult for others to control his passes to them.

how do you miss that

wow swansea has to close on these

Swans piling up the pressure

ooh almost some jonjo magic

oh my god

this is great.

some incredible balls to set these chances up.

This is where XG doesn't tell the whole story; we've controlled the game very nicely for 25mins but XG will show a thrashing.

****s sake how good can utd run

bastian must be thinking wtf these blokes in white arent bad, where are the sausage factory select 11 that i used to face every week back home

Is that a quote from Brent?

nice touch rooney

Good refereeing, but Cork should have been booked.

LOL A+

Fantasy EPL update:

30 points ahead of TP after game week 4

for some reason we both played our wildcard this round

as of this round we share 6 starters which is pretty lol. he has gomez/francis(of bournemouth)/pedro/benteke/aguero as uniques and i have yaya/hazard/kane/cedric(soton)/naughton

i applaude francis as a KEY PASS PER GAME STANDOUT but got the rest of his uniques as fairly lol since none of the have set piece duty or is 1st choice penalty taker other than aguero who also will get rested ahead or after cl games and whatnot

Note to all United players

Stop playing it back to the GK

holy **** rooney

Can I just check was that an XG from Roon?

so they are countering and creating much better chances but you deserve something because reasons?
this is exactly what i was thinking. just a different way of saying "but we won the passing".

innumeracy and suspicion of basic quantitative analysis is nothing to boast of

SWANZ gonna win.