oh and Januzaj was meh

Shaw/Smalling/Schneiderlin were all very good, Rooney was aids but that's standard. Dissappointed in Adnan, should be putting in much better performances if he wants to keep his place.

Mata, Memphis very good

Schneiderlin, Shaw and Smalling (though almsot nothing to do) good

Schweinsteiger fairly bad, maybe because of the knock he had. Januzaj also weak.

Best PL game by United so far, they looked annoyingly competent.

Can try bidding 130m pounds for sanchez

Oh look, lvg 'we can be satisfied about the performance, we created a lot of chances'

LO****INGL

West ham and Swansea double at 5/1 seems decent

The last time Rooney scored a league goal Caitlyn Jenner had a penis.

Lol Merson

Good thing utd never tried for alexis, ozil, THIAGOAT

and sold adm

And gave away pogba

Sad eyed lady of the lowlands

lol at that spurs bench

if Mata could kick the ball harder than a girl he'd be so good

United have yet to create, or concede, > 1 xG all season in a game so far.



They are who we thought they were. Suffocating and stingy on defense with sterile possession and toothless on offense. Rooney needs to be taken behind the shed and put down.

We have Darren Randolph and Kevin Nolan in our XI today. That might change your mind.

350k a week tho

Did he beat a player or even try to these couple calendar years

Why bother if you are pulling down £350k a week just for turning up?

Can we sell him to Chelsea for £50m?

Not sure what a Randolph is but pit £100 on the double so hope it goes in off Nolans arse on a set piece

we are in full on comedy of errors mode already

He will be the worst of the 20 goalkeepers playing this weekend in the top flight. We have a worrying lack of pace and creativity in our side, there is a lot resting on Payet and Sakho's shoulders.

just noticed what a titanic battle of managerial minds we have in palace today

this Mahrez guy is legit

Shaqiri already making an impact

Mahrez smooth af

he's a stud imo.

Wilson off the mark for Bournemouth, dangerous player this guy.