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02-26-2016 , 02:52 PM
Song about the DeBoer bros.

1 called Ronald
1 called Frank
1 missed a penalty
The other is a wank
02-26-2016 , 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royalblue
"scores when he wants" tune
Which would be "Sloop John B."
02-26-2016 , 02:56 PM
I have no idea what that refers to
02-26-2016 , 02:57 PM
It refers to the song, "Sloop John B."
02-26-2016 , 02:58 PM
Jamais entendu
02-26-2016 , 02:59 PM
Giroud is just a copy of Roy Keane's song at LOL UTD
02-26-2016 , 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
"When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora" is probably my alltime fave. There was another brilliant one about James Beattie eating everything he sees (possibly to the tune of the Purple People Eater) around the turn of the century, but Google isn't helping me.
The simple ones usually have the most impact, Zamora one is great.

I liked the one when Rooney was all over the front of the papers for banging that prostitute and his family had walked out on him. The opposition fans were singing "no Coleen no Kai" to Bob Marley lol.
02-26-2016 , 03:07 PM
stoak singing the rugby anthem at arsenal fans when they score against them is always a good laf
02-26-2016 , 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Human Halo
Giroud is just a copy of Roy Keane's song at LOL UTD
Major upgrade then. Just sang that in my head and it doesn't work at all.
02-26-2016 , 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
"When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora" is probably my alltime fave. There was another brilliant one about James Beattie eating everything he sees (possibly to the tune of the Purple People Eater) around the turn of the century, but Google isn't helping me.
Zamora one is GOAT.

I always hoped someone would get a Suarez one going to the tune of Louie Louie

"Luis Luis Suarez
He bit someone again
Ayayayayaya
"
02-26-2016 , 03:11 PM
Keano without the NANANANANANANANANDJDKDKDMDLSKSKSK at the beginning so there's a silence between the chants.

Zamora wasted on our merican cousins tho
02-26-2016 , 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Human Halo
Keano without the NANANANANANANANANDJDKDKDMDLSKSKSK at the beginning so there's a silence between the chants.

Zamora wasted on our merican cousins tho
so its completely different but exactly the same
02-26-2016 , 03:15 PM
I also think there's definitely potential for a Giroud chant to the chorus of Denis by Blondie but I can't work it out.

02-26-2016 , 03:18 PM
02-26-2016 , 03:20 PM
"Knowing me, knowing you, Paharrrrrs" was a favourite of mine.

For classic team chants, I do rate On the Ball, City.
02-26-2016 , 03:28 PM
favourite chant is ooh aah Cantona

not particularly witty or anything but just from a homer point of view

hairs still stand etc when I hear it
02-26-2016 , 03:28 PM
Chants of german hockey fans (I'm only bringing this up bc I'm watching a game rn) are somewhere between football chants and yank chants. Incredibly uncreative, if c didn't rhyme with olé in german they'd barely have any chants at all
02-26-2016 , 03:35 PM
City fans of course

The Yaya/Kolo toure chant which every fan and seemingly every player uses now, and at the darts lest we forget.

Pozan wasn't bad either, of course we invented that.
02-26-2016 , 03:58 PM
Until realising the stigma and negatives surrounding mental illness i always found the "Two Andy Gorhams" chant hilarious.
02-26-2016 , 04:08 PM
adebayor adeeeeeebayooooooor your dad washes elephants your mom is a whore
oh wait nvm that was a lolspurs chant
02-26-2016 , 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MindFckr
so its completely different but exactly the same
The tune is the same, ldo.

Kolo/Yaya to 2unlimited's no limits is great and when you add the dance into the mix then it's GOAT.

Yep it was a Spurs chant and Arse copied it.

Spoiler:
As usual
02-26-2016 , 04:26 PM
creating the chant was lolspurs stupid
copying it however was pretty cool
02-26-2016 , 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by royalblue
I have no idea what that refers to
A song SN thinks sounds like Tom Hark

We've not had anything decent for a while, port vale made me laugh last week saying "Sheffield's a ****hole, I want to go home". Not sure what a German equivalent would be - MSV calling anywhere crap maybe?
02-26-2016 , 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BAIDS
most team chants are pretty lame, but pool have the worst ones. and thats because they dont sing the steve gerrard gerrard he slipped on his ****ing arse song which brings the average chant quality way up for everyone else
Nah, LFC chants GOAT. However the 2 or 3 that actually sing at games anymore (or at least those I can make out) WOAT. Torres and Suarez songs two of the best player songs of all time.

Was in an Arsenal bar for a London derby before making my way to the Liverpool bar for the Merseyside derby and they actually have a song for Tomas Rosicky? That's embarrassing. Seemed to be quite a popular one and people were actually excited when he came on (Spurs reversed a 1-0 to win 2-1).

Quote:
Originally Posted by BOOM BUST ROBOT
do you even have chants in the US that aren't basically cheerleader chants?
No.



As for WOAT. I'd like to throw Tottenham in the ring

possibly NSFW
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EDIT: I see it's been covered. I was 2 pages back when I replied :\
02-26-2016 , 04:40 PM
The last thing the Premier League needs again is Hull's pitch. They don't even bother taking the rugby lines off anymore?

      
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