Nicky Butt has been appointed head of the Manchester United academy. Let us take a moment to remember the time he was given a lesson in spiteful midfield play by unpleasant midget Dennis Wise.

The fun starts around fifteen seconds in, when we see what I think is a lesser-spotted Massimo Taibi with a properly **** clearance. This moment provides proof of goalkeepers wearing tracksuit bottoms are **** theorem, and reminds me of kids football when you had an under-8's goalkeeper that could barely clear the penalty box on a massive pitch playing for the opposition, resulting in the other team camping outside his box and racking up an 18-0 victory. I can't imagine how we ended up producing technically deficient footballers.

Then we move onto the main event. Wise's head high "challenge" is reasonably interesting, but the pinch on Butt's thigh, accompanied by saying "did that hurt, you little ginger ****?" is skullyduggery of the highest level, something that your foreign types from back in the day would have been proud of.

At half time the first question asked to the panel of "experts" (lol) was about Wise's challenge. Souness was first to comment, justifying the clear red card offence with words to the effect of "it's a big game and you have to impose yourself in the midfield battle", which probably isn't too surprising from a man that made Roy Keane look like Eyal Berkovic.

lol

Also, Jelavic goes to China.

Still heartily loling at that gif every time is see it

note: to a division 2 side!

same

He might have found his level.

Tbf can't be worse than the SPL

Oi!

Just pointing out that you only have to look a couple of miles away from the Emirates to find a comparable striker wrt some pointless stats.

No way this **** has a masters, extremely doubtful he's out of secondary school.

tell us how you really feel

you are the one bringing up pointless stats for no reason

Since it's a little quiet, new MS Paint:

Marty always sticking up for the old guard.

Don't tempt me to tell how I really feel please, can't be arse with a ban.

Masters, my arse.

Nah, he is the most boring poster itt by far and his claims of genius don't matter one little bit.

Ffs he can't remember waffling about pointless stats, then uses that to compare spurs v arsenal players just because.

Wtf, is he 12 years old?

****ing momentum indeed.

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I can see where you're coming from tho because I called you/mw out for your anti semitism cries.

Yeah you were wrong then and wrong now.

HH wins.

fair enough!

ElRazor <3

He's one of our own.

Actually, Master of Science with Distinction is the full name of the award

Actually, I only brought my MSc up as some Arsetard accused me of being too stupid to understand a graph with 3 colours.

If I could do it without getting banned I'd say I have a really tough MSPaint and then put tubgirl in spoilers.

I'll just have to hope this induces some of you to google tubgirl.

Also would love to see Coq try and shove Eric Dier like he did to Mahrez next month.

Lol at tubgirl

turns out Elrazor is not the only advanced level thinker itt. Quote from an OOT thread (possibly the worst thread I've ever witnessed, but this quote alone made it worthwhile for me)

SirGaribaldi GOAT

I thought this was someone throwing a hand grenade or something on the pitch in Barcelona and I was really looking forward to that story