the new chelsea boss signs messi despite no CL & the prospect of playing with jon obi mikel. this is due to many russian petrobux.
messi takes chelsea to the PL title ldo
the final image shows the city boardroom, lamenting the fact that pep doesn't rate messi because messi once refused to not have a coca cola before a barca match. an arab billionaire looks on with his finger on the 'drop boardroom into shark tank' button