Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
College Football Offseason thread College Football Offseason thread

02-28-2017 , 11:29 AM
I got friends who won't even come over because I don't have sweet tea. "Um...I do have sugar here, somewhere." "It's not THE SAME!" When I order "unsweet" tea in a restaurant they bring it to me with a spoon in the glass and a tray full of various sweeteners (wtf). I've seen people debating whether or not tea is sweet and I take a sip and am like Hobbes when he tries Calvin's breakfast cereal; "Mmmph--SWEET!"

Like I'd legit blame sweet tea for the diabetes epidemic except what's the north's excuse?

And yoga pants are obviously superior until chicks in daisy dukes start lying face down right in front of me and spreading their legs and lifting everything upward, somehow.

Edit; what else ya got? Grits? Who gives a ****?
02-28-2017 , 01:17 PM
Couple times the past couple years, I ordered sweet tea because what the hell, maybe drink a little nostalgia. **** used to be ambrosia to me.

And it's gross, every time
02-28-2017 , 01:20 PM
The worst thing is making your cornbread sweet.

Cornbread should be thick and yellow and savory. Not that thin, pale, sweet ****. That's a corn muffin, and if you try to make it like cornbread where it's not crunchy, it's going to be an abomination.
02-28-2017 , 05:01 PM
indeed, black and bitter iced tea is the best on humid days. Sherman shoulda explained that on the way to the sea.
02-28-2017 , 05:57 PM
Have no clue whether that is Mayfield getting body slammed, but the building in the background does resemble some condos directly behind the bars on Dickson St.
02-28-2017 , 07:38 PM
He's really sorry guys

03-01-2017 , 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holliday
I got friends who won't even come over because I don't have sweet tea.

That's hilarious.

"**** that guy. Doesn't even have sweet tea."
03-01-2017 , 10:34 AM
Yeh sweet tea tastes like syrup to me. Disgusting. And I'm from the "south"

Last edited by AUGUY55; 03-01-2017 at 10:35 AM. Reason: If Florida is considered the south...
03-01-2017 , 12:41 PM
lotta mother****ers dead to me itt

sweet tea GOAT
03-01-2017 , 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AUGUY55
Yeh sweet tea tastes like syrup to me. Disgusting. And I'm from the "south"

If Florida is considered the south.


If you're south of Orlando or can get to the beach in 30 minutes, I don't think it is. Except the panhandle, maybe.

Last edited by Ineedaride2; 03-01-2017 at 02:11 PM. Reason: Or unless there's an election happening.
03-11-2017 , 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by razorbacker
First time a scrambling QB has been stopped in Fayetteville since Bielema took over.





I think it's worth noting Baker Mayfield still hasn't been suspended yet. Not sure what Stoops is waiting for. But it's OU so I'm not surprised. Just announce his opening game 1st quarter suspension and be done with it. I'm sure that's all he'll get

Last edited by AUGUY55; 03-11-2017 at 12:47 PM.
03-11-2017 , 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AUGUY55
Yeh sweet tea tastes like syrup to me. Disgusting. And I'm from the "south"
Tallahassee, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Lake City, Panama City, that's all the south. South of there is something else.
03-11-2017 , 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AUGUY55



I think it's worth noting Baker Mayfield still hasn't been suspended yet. Not sure what Stoops is waiting for. But it's OU so I'm not surprised. Just announce his opening game 1st quarter suspension and be done with it. I'm sure that's all he'll get
That officer would sure up the paper thin OU defense.
03-11-2017 , 03:10 PM
He gets popped into that little block wall.
03-11-2017 , 07:14 PM


03-11-2017 , 07:18 PM
Haha those are great. ^^
04-17-2017 , 08:07 AM
No comment on the early signing period or other rules changes?

Seems like the new signing date can really hurt kids as coaches usually switch jobs after December.
04-23-2017 , 06:32 PM
Former Tennessee rb Jalen Hurd is transferring to Baylor. I guess they got plenty of room at all positions so it makes sense for him?
04-23-2017 , 07:00 PM
When those chicks are passed out, he can take any position he wants.

:eek
04-23-2017 , 07:05 PM
He apparently will. He wants to play TE. No joke there. College Football Offseason thread
04-23-2017 , 11:33 PM
Florida DL entering draft knocked some girl out at a bar. Originally he was ruled the victim given people said she was the aggressor, apparently new people came forward that said he was, and he was arrested on battery charges.
04-24-2017 , 12:16 AM
Tua looked really good at Bama's A day. I could see him supplanting Hurts at some point
04-24-2017 , 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by younguns87
Florida DL entering draft knocked some girl out at a bar. Originally he was ruled the victim given people said she was the aggressor, apparently new people came forward that said he was, and he was arrested on battery charges.


2 game suspension by ROG if there is no video am I right?
04-24-2017 , 12:33 PM
Thank god she didn't spill a drink on this Gator football player or she'd be dead.
04-26-2017 , 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Namath12
Tua looked really good at Bama's A day. I could see him supplanting Hurts at some point
Saban quashed all rumors today, stated definitively that Jalen Hurts will definitely not be the coach of the Miami Dolphins, tired of talking about it, etc

If the A-Day game was indicative of Tua's skill set I can't see him not getting significant playing time, though, sooner rather than later.

      
m