It's the most meaninglesss game of the year
With Appelby throwing
Bama's steamrolling
Hope you're stocked up on beer
It's the most meaningless game of the year
It's the crap-crappiest championship of all
With Tennessee choking and Georgia just blowing
LOL Kentucky and Vandy and Mizzou y'all
It's the crap-crappiest championship of all
There'll be Florida all WOATing
And KIFFIN just gloating
Uncle Verne drunk off his ass
Bored annoucers repeating stories
of Florida's days of glories
When they could complete a forward pass
It's the most meaningless game of the year
Florida's going bowling somewhere
maybe some hardcore fans care
Only alcohol poisoning to fear
It's the most meaningless game of the year
Yes the most meaningless game
Oh the most meaningless game
Of the year