wanted a true blue Bills fan to start this thread, but it didn't seem forthcoming, so my hand was forced as something of this nature seemed way long overdue
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Originally Posted by 72off
so as i checked in to see the 5-2 Bills getting worked by the LolJest on TNF a few weeks back, i gots to wondering why there was no Lol Bills thread 'round here
the case: (a very incomplete history)
- Buffalo
- O.J. Simpson
- greatest dynasty in the history of Africa
- Finkle/Einhorn
- Rob Johnson over Doug Flutie
- "The Music City Miracle"
- giving Marshawn Lynch away
- using a 1st round pick on EJ Manuel
- after leading the Bills to their 1st winning season in 10 years (9-7), Doug Marrone quits the team to go be the OL coach for the Jags
- trading up to draft Sammy Watkins over OBJ, and then giving him away
- then trading picks for Fat Kelvin
- 5-Int N. Peterman over Tyrod Taylor after the trade deadline while in playoff contention at 5-4
- refusing to sell the team to him may have helped result in President Trump
- the team was nearly bought by Bon Jovi and moved to Canada
- longest current playoff drought in the "big-4" leagues
- Bills Mafia
a sampling of Bills-related threads over the years:
- "2007 Buffalo Bills - Does Anyone Have Any Hope?"
- "Toronto gets 8 Buffalo Bills games over 5 years"
- "Bills RB Marshawn Lynch facing felony charges for possession of a concealed firearm"
- "Cowboys Release Terrell Owens - Signed By Bills"
- "Bud Adams flips off the the Buffalo Bills"
- "Bills fire Dick Jauron"
- "Disillusioned Bills fan looking for a new team"
- "Buffalo Bills hire Chan Gailey as Head Coach"
- "TNF Sponsored by Alcohol & Gambling: Bills v. Dolphins"
now i'll show myself out...
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Originally Posted by bazooka87
To add to the misery:
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Originally Posted by ut2010
Like how Buffalo had not been to playoffs in 19 years (?), were holding the 6 seed and decided just barely making the playoffs is not our standard.
since then, Josh Allen being the new savior of the franchise, and the PETER MAN returning for season 2!
and the latest:
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SportsCenter @SportsCenter
Buffalo CB Vontae Davis apparently retired at halftime during the Chargers-Bills game Sunday.
"He said he's not coming out. He retired..."
—Bills LB Lorenzo Alexander
lettuce celebrate the glory of the Bills football squadron of BuffaLOL!
lol, I don't why he had to retire at halftime - just say your hurt/sick, don't play the 2nd half , then retire Monday morning in a press conference
"I don't know why Rosa Parks had to sit at the front of the bus, just follow orders, give up your seat, then wait until a more convenient time to start fighting for your freedom."
I'll LOL Bills as much as the next guy but how in the ****ing hell do you start this thread and not even mention the single greatest LOL in the franchise's history...
I'll LOL Bills as much as the next guy but how in the ****ing hell do you start this thread and not even mention the single greatest LOL in the franchise's history...
it was indirectly referenced twice
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- greatest dynasty in the history of Africa
- Finkle/Einhorn
also
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the case: (a very incomplete history)
i'm certainly no Bills historian and fully admit that the OP only scratched the surface, so all feel free to join in the celebration!
Here’s the stat sheet from November 15, 2012, at Ralph Wilson Stadium: 94 ejections; 55 traffic tickets; 28 arrests (18 inside the stadium; 10 outside, including two DWIs); quadruple the average number of ambulance requests for the sick and injured; two dead football fans.
I miss Rob Johnson. His pocket presence made David Carr look like Peyton Manning. He got sacked over 14% of his drop backs in Buffalo compared to Carr at just under 11% in Houston. No one has ever looked more confused on the football field than him
I'll LOL Bills as much as the next guy but how in the ****ing hell do you start this thread and not even mention the single greatest LOL in the franchise's history...
COME ON MAN!
Primarily because Norwood was an objectively ****ty kicker for his short NFL career. He only made 55% of his FG attempts from 40 yards or longer during his career. Taking into account the situation, he was probably way less than 50% to make the kick.