to be fair, it was just light rape

loooooooool

There is going to be a smaller rally off campus for the girl, Team Save a Ho.

Looking at their schedule it's really tough to guess how many games he will be suspended.

9/1 Jacksonville State
9/8 ULM
9/15 Alabama

0?

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...d=321184153394

lol

damn. that boyfriend gotta be about ready to jump off a bridge.

Hope he tries some other method--after all, he is a swimming coach.

LOL

It'd be funnier if I was better at photoshop, but I'm also at work so it'll have to do for now...

ESPN reporting that only 200 showed up for the rally today. Personally, I completely forgot about it. They cited the strength of their 20,000 likes on fb as evidence that this was the general sentiment. Local news was reporting that up to a thousand were expected, as late as last night.

I'm not sure they weren't all there to troll each other:

When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.

lololol

Should read "Spell" instead of "Define"

lol University of Arkansas

That was brilliant blacklab lolol

Hahaha this thread is hilarious. Loved blacklabs DirecTV rip haha

The guest book is one of the funniest things I've every read. A+++

press conference later tonight to announce Petrino's fate.

He's certainly a lying scumbag but I think he'll get to keep his job.

Yep, yep. 7:15. Bobby spotted leaved the football dept. today, but was not carrying a box full of stuff (I added that last part ... I figured they would have reported it if he had)

Options are:
1) Long fires Petrino
2) Petrino resigns
3) Petrino stays + some punishment (probably suspension, have heard fines but that makes no sense)

Got it at like 0.5/0/99.5

Edit: maybe not, petrino, jr. just tweeted "Sooo pissed." @bPetrino

joe schad reporting petrino has been fired

unbelievable