Bobby Petrino on permanent leave - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

Bobby Petrino had a 25 year-old female athletic department employee on board his motorcycle when it crashed earlier this week. He has been placed on paid leave by Jeff Long while the story comes out.

Petrino suspended, admits 'inappropriate relationship'

7.5 by OOT standards:

Dammit Bobby, just when we were getting something going too. ****.

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04-06-2012 , 11:33 AM

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[ ] shocking

at least she's pretty hot apparently. most coaches get themselves into **** over some real uggos

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04-06-2012 , 11:48 AM

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pretty sure that's an appropriate relationship

and lol at anyone that doesn't give that humongous babe a 9.5+

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04-06-2012 , 11:51 AM

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with her fiance

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04-06-2012 , 11:53 AM

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There's some good stuff in the offseason thread, the trolls posting on her wedding guest book were doing A++ work

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04-06-2012 , 11:54 AM

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surely this isn't a fireable offense?

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04-06-2012 , 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NameOnTheCake

surely this isn't a fireable offense?

Are you serious? I don't know if they will fire him, but they certainly can if they want to

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04-06-2012 , 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NameOnTheCake

surely this isn't a fireable offense?

You saw he gave her a job right? That's where the fireable part comes into play.

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04-06-2012 , 12:15 PM

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“He’s a gutless bastard. Quote that. I
don’t give a s—,” Zimmer said Wednesday, according to Joe Reedy of the Cincinnati Enquirer.

When Zimmer was told that responsible news organization may not be able to use “bastard,” Zimmer responded:

“How about this, gutless MF. You can use that.” (Awesome. Much appreciated.)

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More from Zimmer, via Reedy: “[Petrino] is a coward. Put that in quotes. He ruined a bunch of people’s
lives, a bunch of people’s families, kids, because he didn’t have enough
nuts to stay there and finish the job. That’s the truth.”

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com..****ess-bastard/

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04-06-2012 , 12:17 PM

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op,

i don't think you understand the oot scale. there's probably less than 100 girls on the planet that are a 7.5

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04-06-2012 , 12:20 PM

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Are you serious? I don't know if they will fire him, but they certainly can if they want to

for what cause?

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You saw he gave her a job right? That's where the fireable part comes into play.

oh i c

agree with phildo she's an oot 6 at best with poor long term prospects

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04-06-2012 , 12:27 PM

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Also lying to his bosses and the press about the accident and relationship until the police report came out, lol.

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04-06-2012 , 12:28 PM

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Also lying to his bosses and the press about the accident and relationship until the police report came out, lol.

They have him dead to rights on this one

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04-06-2012 , 12:32 PM

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From the other thread....

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04-06-2012 , 12:32 PM

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Can't see her elbows but I thought she lost points for horse teeth.

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04-06-2012 , 12:32 PM

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I honestly have no horse in this race and couldn't possibly care less about Arkansas football or Petrino

BUT

I do find his "I've been doped to the gills" excuse someone reasonable. Also, didn't lie to police. Also, lied about a personal matter.

if he hadn't hired her I think he'd probably be fine, that could get a little sticky

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04-06-2012 , 12:36 PM

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good chance there's a morality clause in his contract. remember his job is to shape and mold young men for the future and winning football games is just like a nice side effect or something

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04-06-2012 , 12:36 PM

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A couple comments from the wedding book that were awesome.

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My early favorite was "I'm sure Petrino pulled out many times before he got the job done - Arthur Blank"

but that just got crushed into submission by:

fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
from: Morris Claiborne

Which was a literal LOL, followed by me immediately feeling bad.

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04-06-2012 , 12:42 PM

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Picture says it all

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04-06-2012 , 12:44 PM

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04-06-2012 , 12:46 PM

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fantastic

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04-06-2012 , 12:48 PM

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this is reminiscent of the Tony-Adrianna crash in Sopranos

fiance gonna pound some vodka and put a bunch of bullets in Petrino's car imo

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04-06-2012 , 12:49 PM

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looooooooooooooooool

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04-06-2012 , 12:53 PM

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I am optimistic that this story can get worse / even more loltastic.

SEC FOOTBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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04-06-2012 , 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NameOnTheCake

Are you sure you don't have a horse in this race? 'Cause it seems like you do. Literally every article I've seen about this mentions the personal conduct clause in his contract.

And what makes you think he didn't lie to the police? That he's not being charged for it, or anything else...in Fayatteville?

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