Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Sporting Events Discussion centered around sporting events.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-25-2012, 02:38 PM   #8026
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
Quote:
Originally Posted by unicorn_lord View Post
Do you think buying my mom a.tiffany's necklace was a bit much?
Was she perplexed at the appearance of silver hardware in San Jose?
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 02:40 PM   #8027
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
I don't get it.
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 02:47 PM   #8028
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
Spoiler:
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 03:55 PM   #8029
WhiteGoose
confirmed loose
 
WhiteGoose's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 13,158
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

The last time I bought a woman something from Tiffany & Co, she accepted it like it was the best gift a man had ever given her, then ****ed another one of her exes that night while I was at work.

Needless to say when I found this out 2 days later at her party I called her out on it in front of everyone and got her to give it back to me, where I promptly returned it. Cheating slut.

Merry Christmas everyone!
WhiteGoose is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 03:56 PM   #8030
TJay
veteran
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,624
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cwicemvp12 View Post


Hope you're ready for the avatar pain, TJay.
TJay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 03:59 PM   #8031
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
I'd be ashamed he scored such a goal for my nation, but to each their own
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:03 PM   #8032
TJay
veteran
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,624
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Merry Christmas everyone. Don't be the idiot that gets a DUI. Bring her home in a cab instead. Here's to hockey by mid January, and an exciting WJC. Go Canada.
TJay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:05 PM   #8033
TJay
veteran
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,624
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cwicemvp12 View Post
I'd be ashamed he scored such a goal for my nation, but to each their own
Fortunately there are no artistic points in the long program for hockey gold. You must be thinking about that other Olympic ice sport that the US dominate.

Last edited by TJay; 12-25-2012 at 04:12 PM.
TJay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:05 PM   #8034
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Quote:
Originally Posted by TJay View Post
I wouldn't compare a colassal, world shattering upset to you guys barely beating a team that was suppose to do **** all, barely saving face from national ridicule as you lost at your own sport.
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:07 PM   #8035
TJay
veteran
 
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,624
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Recency bias though?
TJay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:11 PM   #8036
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
Quote:
Originally Posted by TJay View Post
Merry Christmas everyone. Don't be the idiot that gets a DUI. Bring her home in a cab instead. Here's to hockey by mid January, and an exciting WJC.
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:12 PM   #8037
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
Quote:
Originally Posted by TJay View Post
Fortunately there's no artistic points in the long program for hockey gold. You must be thinking about that other Olympic ice sport that the US dominate.
Working toward ending the Cold War earned us a few
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:12 PM   #8038
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Curling?
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 04:13 PM   #8039
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Quote:
Originally Posted by TJay View Post
Fortunately there's no artistic points in the long program for hockey gold. You must be thinking about that other Olympic ice sport that the US dominate.
Curling?
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 06:46 PM   #8040
Nootka
Pooh-Bah
 
Nootka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Santa Monica
Posts: 5,655
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

merry christmas, hockey thread! you ****ers are the best!
Nootka is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:02 PM   #8041
_Mantis_
old hand
 
_Mantis_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Golf course
Posts: 1,707
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nootka View Post
merry christmas, hockey thread! you ****ers are the best!
+1
_Mantis_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:03 PM   #8042
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nootka View Post
merry christmas, hockey thread! you ****ers are the best!
Someone's drunk.
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:16 PM   #8043
cwicemvp12
Sergei Bobrovsky!
 
cwicemvp12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Delaware
Posts: 22,497
If so, listen to Stanley Clarke self-title and report back the awesome
cwicemvp12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:20 PM   #8044
Nootka
Pooh-Bah
 
Nootka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Santa Monica
Posts: 5,655
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Not even. Give me an hour.
Nootka is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:47 PM   #8045
Geddy Lee
Good Ol' Canadian Boy
 
Geddy Lee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Obi-Sean, you're our only hope
Posts: 25,361
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Merry Christmas

Sretan Božić

Wesołych Świąt

God bless you crazy bastards
Geddy Lee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 07:52 PM   #8046
bigdottawa
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
bigdottawa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ottawa
Posts: 10,179
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

And now, a message from The Iron Sheik...

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik
Everyone for Christmas when you take turkey **** please think of the Gary Bettman because I love you forever

I don't even...
bigdottawa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 08:03 PM   #8047
Geddy Lee
Good Ol' Canadian Boy
 
Geddy Lee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Obi-Sean, you're our only hope
Posts: 25,361
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cwicemvp12 View Post
http://deadspin.com/this-is-40/

Looks like they're actors. Ian Laperriere is still > you.
From the comment section:

Quote:
Casting Call

"Pro Hockey Player"
- Male. 25-40. Preferably Former Philadelphia Flyers. Must Be Comfortable Trying To Pick Up Drunk Girls At A Bar/Nightclub. Location: Los Angeles, CA.

Mike Richards and Jeff Carter: [heads explode]
A+
Geddy Lee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-25-2012, 09:41 PM   #8048
Everlastrr
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Everlastrr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: @TheLeafsAreActuallyGood
Posts: 12,360
Re: Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

Merry Xmas NhlNut.... and everyone else!





Please be kind with distribution they are first hand pics by a long time Port Alberni native. (it's his boat lol)
Everlastrr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2012, 01:29 AM   #8049
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Sharks thermal, pants, socks, $80,epic mickey 2, and two sf bulls tickets.
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2012, 01:39 AM   #8050
unicorn_lord
Pooh-Bah
 
unicorn_lord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Right behind you... you smell good.
Posts: 4,523
Also, never yell out "THAT'S HOW MUCH!?" in the middle of a Tiffany's.
unicorn_lord is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:47 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive