Betcha guys didn't see that one coming. Sorry boys. But I promised it gets better. And it does.
As I'm lying in my hotel bed on the Saturday morning, wondering if I made the right call, I get a message from the Oshawa princess -
remember her? Well, we saw each other a few times after that kegger; we went to see The Smashing Pumpkins together and then we also went to the Vanier Cup...which was the second time I hooked up with her on a night I'd been hanging out with FG. Not out of spite, I promise, just ironic timing.
That second score was a little tougher. She wasn't sure if she wanted to go through with it, because she was afraid of leading me on. She left for a month-long trip through Southeast Asia on the weekend and she obviously had some concerns about starting to see someone right before she leaves for a while. I basically gave her the
que sera, sera line and went with it, but she's really cool and I'm definitely interested.
Turns out she was drinking a little bit on Friday night as well, and we had been exchanging messages for a while. On Saturday morning, I wished her a safe trip and told her I'll be looking forward to when she returns. Instead of being put off by that, she replied with "pencil me in for an appointment when I get back." So I gave her a glib message about how hard it's gonna be to not tap that for a month. I got the following reply: "here's something that should tie you over for a while." There is an attachment.
DISCLAIMER: I'm sharing this because I feel bad about the FG curveball I just threw at you guys. You gentlemen know I'm all about delivering the goods. I share this in good faith...but so help me God, if this leaves spoilers itt or elsewhere, I will find you and I will make you pay. Or at the very least, that'll be the end of Geddy TR's.
So, without further adieu (NSFW)...
Oh yeah...I got a better one than that too. But you guys aren't allowed to see it.
See dat ass? Dat ass is mine in a month.
[x] Still delivers the goods
I love you guys. Here's to the best thread in SE.
Yours in hockey and TR's,
Geddy