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11-25-2012 , 11:24 AM

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unicorn_lord

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Over/under on Laak and Antonio knowing how to skate?

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11-25-2012 , 03:42 PM

#6678

TJay

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Bunch of my buddies are down there. Lots of Facebook pics of laak with goalie pads strapped on. Ill dig them up at some point.

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11-25-2012 , 03:43 PM

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Triumph36

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if bettman checked in on this thread once a day the lockout would be over

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11-25-2012 , 03:44 PM

#6680

hotwings18

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hockey withdrawal

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11-25-2012 , 03:46 PM

#6681

Andy-Martin

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Originally Posted by WhiteGoose

you guys obviously dont know good pop music if it walked up to you and got the girl you're crushing on to totally relate to you and have it be your song and make beautiful love to you all night long.

But whatever, continue listening to your metal and Neil Young and Rush and w/e. See how many girls that gets you

I like my girls to be of legal drinking age, thank you.

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11-25-2012 , 03:47 PM

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Byrung

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11-25-2012 , 03:56 PM

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TJay

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Oh my god. It just hit me.

The grey cup will be the most prestigious sporting event in Canada this year.

Kill Bettman.

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11-25-2012 , 04:13 PM

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sylar

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Originally Posted by TJay

Oh my god. It just hit me.

The grey cup will be the most prestigious sporting event in Canada this year.

Kill Bettman.

Hasn't it been this way since the last time a canadian team won the stanley cup?

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11-25-2012 , 04:17 PM

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El Rata

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Originally Posted by sylar

Hasn't it been this way since the last time a canadian team won the stanley cup?

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Well, there was this.

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11-25-2012 , 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by El Rata

Well, there was this.

Quarterfinals are completely offset by

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11-25-2012 , 05:55 PM

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Meraxes

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DONT THESE PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE SHARKS CUP WINDOW IS RAPIDLY CLOSING JUMBO AND BOYLE ARENT GETTING ANY YOUNGER MOTHER****ERS AND MARLEAU BARELY CARES WHEN THERE IS A SEASON SO WTF PLUS HIS EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING AND PAVELSKI HURT HIS LEG I GUESS? IN SOME BUM**** NOTHING LEAGUE I DONT CARE ABOUT AND WHY ARE WE WASTING A YEAR OF COUTURES PRIME WITH THIS **** AND I GOT A NEW JOB THIS YEAR SO I COULD ACTUALLY AFFORD TO GO TO A GAME OR TWO AND I WAS GONNA GO ON MY BIRTHDAY IN FEB SO THERE BETTER BE A ****ING SEASON BY THEN *******S **** YOU BETTMAN **** YOU FEHR

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11-25-2012 , 06:10 PM

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Bryant Reeves

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amen brother, amen

yeah one of the local papers ran a story about how this lockout sucks bc it's not like the Canucks SC window is getting any bigger from here, and my reaction was kinda like YEAH WELL TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW BRAH

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11-25-2012 , 06:32 PM

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This is how assistant coach Ryane Clowe of the San Francisco Bulls is spending the lockout

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11-25-2012 , 06:55 PM

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KrazyKris

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Originally Posted by Everlastrr

There is a joke in there somewhere... Any sensitive stubble jumper will be up in arms.

Have to agree though Sask cheerleaders is a tallest midgetfest if I ever saw one.

Drinking Regina tap water on a consistent basis stunts your growth.

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11-25-2012 , 06:56 PM

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Geddy Lee

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"Remember boys: pucks to the net, don't turn it over at the blueline and don't forget to use that OnStar button to avoid RIDE programs after the game."

Or whatever they call them in Cali

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11-25-2012 , 07:08 PM

#6692

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Originally Posted by goofyballer

This is how assistant coach Ryane Clowe of the San Francisco Bulls is spending the lockout

How is he supposed to play the puck that far from the ice?

This joke is going to get old eventually, but I'm gonna ride it out.

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11-25-2012 , 07:11 PM

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Geddy Lee

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Also, I want to take this moment to congratulate Dennis Wideman on a fantastic season thus far. That deal's really working out well for Calgary, imo.

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11-25-2012 , 07:14 PM

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Bryant Reeves

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clearly they had buyer's remorse about that whole thing, and this lockout is gonna last 5 years as a result

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11-25-2012 , 07:32 PM

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El Rata

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I lol'd at the Sharks "having a window."

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11-25-2012 , 07:39 PM

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Meraxes

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I lol'd at Montreal icing a team. <3

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11-25-2012 , 07:39 PM

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Geddy Lee

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Originally Posted by Bryant Reeves

clearly they had buyer's remorse about that whole thing, and this lockout is gonna last 5 years as a result

Well, if that's what it takes, then I'm all for it.

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11-25-2012 , 07:41 PM

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Geddy Lee

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Between Tristan Gagnon GOAT, the most one-sided game in Olympic hockey history and a solid LOL Sharky, Le Rat absolutely killed the last page.

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11-25-2012 , 08:02 PM

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sylar

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Good news for cal-Gary. World-renowned Milos Riha is available to take the reigns and lead them all the way to the western conference finals.

#kovalchuk #coachkiller