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Old 08-23-2012, 03:05 AM   #4251
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Re: NHL Offseason 2012 Thread

Being a cancerous douchebag who lacks leadership, character and class unfortunately can get you very far in this day and age. In fact, if you don't exhume these negative characteristics, most women don't want you anywhere near their vaginae. I guess winning championships is a lot like getting laid. Easier to do if you're a complete *******, cheat and ****face.
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Old 08-23-2012, 03:48 AM   #4252
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The sick thing is Jeff Carter could take an almost identical picture minus the Memorial Cup ring.
And the Olympic ring.
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Old 08-23-2012, 04:37 AM   #4253
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You're right. I dunno why, but I thought he was on that team.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:17 AM   #4254
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You're right. I dunno why, but I thought he was on that team.
He was almost on the team. I think it was Getzlaf who was questionable and they actually brought Carter up to Vancouver. But then Getzlaf was cleared to play at the expense of Carter.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:34 PM   #4255
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Re: NHL Offseason 2012 Thread

somebody here was optimistic enough to buy season tickets already.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:38 PM   #4256
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1. Be locker-room cancer, show lack of leadership, character and class
2. ???
3. Win everything
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Old 08-24-2012, 01:17 AM   #4257
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So I saw Tyler Seguin pounding back drinks & wheeling betches at Grace O'Malley's tonight. Lololol the guy is a good looking ****er and has the arms and chest of a beast.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:57 AM   #4258
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I guess he "wheeled" you too then, huh?
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Old 08-24-2012, 02:43 PM   #4259
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Happy 25th birthday to Anze Kopitar

yup, 25
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Old 08-24-2012, 04:24 PM   #4260
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Rihanna lyrics actually work well for something.



Some Unfortunate Couple Got An Islanders-Themed Box To Hold Their Wedding Gifts
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Old 08-24-2012, 04:29 PM   #4261
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if you've never been to nassau coliseum, don't go

truly a horrendous place
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:39 PM   #4262
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"we found love flying through Rick DiPietro's skates"
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:08 PM   #4263
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So I just got back to our hotel after game one of the OBHA Tier 4 ball hockey provincial championships, lol. Our team was a way to keep the boys together after university. Ditto for our opponents tonight...except they're basically the entire roster of the Toronto Red Wings AAA 91's. We have like my brother and I and maybe 2 other guys who played decent-level rep on this roster, let alone junior or uni. We got spanked 5-0. Just crushed.

We're sharing a hotel with a women's softball tournament and I've already opened up the Crown Black. Hope I can give you guys a good TR. And if we're knocked out early tomorrow, we're going to Caesar's Windsor (tourney's in London). Either way, I'm firin' it up this weekend.

God bless you guys.
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:17 AM   #4264
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I just ****ed a fat chick from the softball tournament, Whitegoose would be proud...- I hope!!!
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:28 AM   #4265
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what's your definition of fat?
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:30 AM   #4266
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Pics required
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:34 AM   #4267
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Re: NHL Offseason 2012 Thread

the regular season thread is approximately 20x better than the offseason thread, imo

another extended lockout just might be the end of me...

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Old 08-25-2012, 02:35 AM   #4268
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Geddy's post is the front runner for most Canadian post of the year (assuming the phrase OBHA tier 4 ball hockey makes sense to Canadians).
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Old 08-25-2012, 02:38 AM   #4269
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if you cuddle with a fat girl, is there actually a little spoon?


in before fan's of being the little spoon. not that there's anything wrong with that

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Old 08-25-2012, 03:46 AM   #4270
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So I just got back to our hotel after game one of the OBHA Tier 4 ball hockey provincial championships, lol. Our team was a way to keep the boys together after university. Ditto for our opponents tonight...except they're basically the entire roster of the Toronto Red Wings AAA 91's. We have like my brother and I and maybe 2 other guys who played decent-level rep on this roster, let alone junior or uni. We got spanked 5-0. Just crushed.

We're sharing a hotel with a women's softball tournament and I've already opened up the Crown Black. Hope I can give you guys a good TR. And if we're knocked out early tomorrow, we're going to Caesar's Windsor (tourney's in London). Either way, I'm firin' it up this weekend.

God bless you guys.
Crown him.
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:25 AM   #4271
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Not proud

She was fat

WG's rule of thumb is only bang 9s or higher
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Old 08-25-2012, 06:31 AM   #4272
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So I just got back to our hotel after game one of the OBHA Tier 4 ball hockey provincial championships, lol. Our team was a way to keep the boys together after university. Ditto for our opponents tonight...except they're basically the entire roster of the Toronto Red Wings AAA 91's. We have like my brother and I and maybe 2 other guys who played decent-level rep on this roster, let alone junior or uni. We got spanked 5-0. Just crushed.

We're sharing a hotel with a women's softball tournament and I've already opened up the Crown Black. Hope I can give you guys a good TR. And if we're knocked out early tomorrow, we're going to Caesar's Windsor (tourney's in London). Either way, I'm firin' it up this weekend.

God bless you guys.
07:08 PM (aka, 10:08 EST)

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I just ****ed a fat chick from the softball tournament, Whitegoose would be proud...- I hope!!!
10:17 PM (aka, 1:17 EST)

Minus the 3, carry the 1, ....

3 hours and 9 minutes between post, goal, and post.

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Old 08-25-2012, 10:38 AM   #4273
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Geddy is my hero
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:48 AM   #4274
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I just ****ed a fat chick from the softball tournament, Whitegoose would be proud...- I hope!!!
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:12 PM   #4275
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I was out on a date with my gf last night, but if I had seen the early geddy post before his later one, I would have replied 'godspeed!'
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