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07-27-2012 , 03:52 PM
Ain't even worried I alpha'd it up nicely
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07-27-2012 , 06:46 PM
lol apparently Doan wants 4 years/$30 million if he's going to leave Phoenix.
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07-27-2012 , 06:52 PM
Lol Thomas

New puck daddy: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...medium=twitter

"I wonder if Tim Thomas knows he spent 8 hours in a cab with a lesbian filming this commercial," Love tweeted. "I hope he didn't catch gay!"
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07-27-2012 , 07:17 PM
Can't wait till Cwice commits to a life long relationship with the waitress by proposing to her, then immediately dumps her for a younger, less hotter girl. Then the new girl's ugly sister some to live with them.
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07-27-2012 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by cwicemvp12
Boom got a date with hot golf club waitress next Saturday.
Spoiler:
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07-27-2012 , 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cwicemvp12
Ain't even worried I alpha'd it up nicely
dropping the "DrivingPlay Managing Editor" business card into her cleavage is sometimes confused for being alpha.
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07-27-2012 , 08:45 PM
is sea weiss going to give her tough or easy minutes?
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07-27-2012 , 09:15 PM
Which zone is he going to start in?
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07-27-2012 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JaredL
Which zone is he going to start in?
Big Tipper -> Friend -> Stalker -> Outside restraining order zone
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07-27-2012 , 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
really feel like doan is coming to montreal, yet the more I think about it the least I want it
he can turn rene bourque from an all-star level elbower to an mvp level elbower

or i guess if he comes to chicago he can turn duncan keith into an mvp level elbower, amirite!?!?!
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07-27-2012 , 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ShimmyBasis
Can't wait till Cwice commits to a life long relationship with the waitress by proposing to her, then immediately dumps her for a younger, less hotter girl. Then the new girl's ugly sister some to live with them.
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07-27-2012 , 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by AdamSchwartz
Going by your opinion of Bob Cole, he must be the greatest ****ing columnist that ever put pen to paper
Just because Bob's lost the plot over the last decade doesn't mean we should discredit his incredible body of work.



Cole's peak > Gallivan's peak, there, I said it.
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07-27-2012 , 11:06 PM
"Here are the Islanders...2-on-1, no, 3-on-1!! Bossy...Bossy...BOSSY!! ...HE MISSED THE NET!"

Gold
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07-27-2012 , 11:12 PM
lol there was a pretty obvious interference before that goal
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07-27-2012 , 11:23 PM
lol, Geddy's post there got me looking at random old clips and i came across this one, guess the Bruins announcers have always been massive homers?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBxOvqfhaUA

the PBP says right away it's a hooking call on Burridge, it has nothing to do with Galley's hit after, but the donk colour dwells on it anyway, and i love the sarcasm in the call. like if that's not a hooking penalty, i don't know what is (sweet F-bombs too). amazing.

/csb
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07-27-2012 , 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
lol there was a pretty obvious interference before that goal
penalties weren't invented until about 1996. seriously, there's a penalty being committed pretty much at all points of that video.
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07-28-2012 , 04:23 AM
Curt Keilback was great at play-by-play. The colour guy learns how to pronounce Tkachuk...finally. This team was so good I'm tearing up again.



At his best, colour radio.

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07-28-2012 , 01:25 PM
sweet sucker roundhouse shot at 2:35 of the rags/isles vid.
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07-28-2012 , 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
penalties weren't invented until about 1996. seriously, there's a penalty being committed pretty much at all points of that video.
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07-28-2012 , 03:06 PM
Leaving for Pearson Int'l in 2 hours, haven't been this anxious for a trip in a long time.

If you see some knob fistpumping like an idiot during the women's cycling road race tomorrow, you know who it is.
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07-28-2012 , 03:06 PM
the league should mandate standup goaltending
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07-28-2012 , 03:09 PM
I'm sure Geddy will do us proud by imparting a little bit of 2p2 SE-NHL on the 2012 Games.

(photo'd of course)
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07-28-2012 , 03:20 PM
In before GeddyLee and 25ft Kerri Walsh statue
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07-28-2012 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Nootka
the league should mandate standup goaltending
so we can have 11-9 games?
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07-28-2012 , 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sylar
so we can have 11-9 games?
better than 2-1 snoozers imo
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