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07-07-2012 , 02:05 PM
What's Porter Air like?
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07-07-2012 , 02:09 PM
In atlantic city now. I was at the strip club last night and there was a russian stripper there, so she walks up to me and says, in this heavy accent, "voold like lahk to see my russian poozy?". I started asking her about hockey so she walked away. Suka.
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07-07-2012 , 03:31 PM
Porter is awesome
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07-07-2012 , 04:27 PM
My thread ain't emo, I calls em likes I sees em
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07-07-2012 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Geddy Lee
Just arrived in downtown Chicago; if anyone's watching the Jays-Sox series over the weekend, I'll do my best to get a geddyfistpump.gif going after a J-Bau bomb.

/baseball talk
I'm presently pooping in a portapotty between games at a softball tourny.... What happened to us geddy?
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07-07-2012 , 05:14 PM
portapotty's are beyond gross. you must really have to drop a deuce.
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07-07-2012 , 05:25 PM
Drunk poker until 3am slept through my 830 game. Just dropped a ball in right. Feel pukey. I'm basically reenacting the poop scene from trainspotting right now*.

*editors note: I'm no longer pooping.
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07-07-2012 , 06:05 PM
Luongo playing day 1 of WSOP main event
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07-07-2012 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve Yzerman fan
Luongo playing day 1 of WSOP main event
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07-07-2012 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
re: Red Wings

was looking at them yesterday, kinda thinking this could be the end of an era as far as them being a team with decent SC equity every year. i mean Lidstrom is gone, most of their other core guys are getting older, especially their two stars in Datsyuk & Zetterberg. after that they have what, Franzen & Kronwall to build around? and i just noticed that Filppula, Cleary, White, & Howard are all UFA next summer. i know they have money now, but they're gonna have to use a lot to retain those guys next year (esp JIMMAH with how all the goalies are getting paid now). some ppl seem to think they have a decent group of prospects in wait, but idk.

anyway, i don't expect a true return to the Dead Things era any time soon, as long as ownership is willing to spend around the cap ceiling to fill holes, but they might be more of the team that finished 5th in the conference last year, than one that wins their division every year.
Except that Howard won't get paid by the WANGZ. Ken Holland understands that there is no sense in overpaying for a netminder pretty much ever. JIMMAH will get presented with a number, and that will pretty much be it. Take it or leave it. If you don't like it, we will bring in someone else that would love to shine in the Detroit system.

I don't see them resigning Cleary unless he comes cheap cheap. Filppula will depend on the year that he has.

Don't forget that there are some kids down in Grand Rapids that can flat out play the game. A lot of them weren't quite physically ready this year, but given time between the two clubs in 2012 should be more than ready by 2013 to play the game.
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07-07-2012 , 08:18 PM
that Detroit system won't be shining for the goalie now that Lidstrom isn't playing 30 mins a night anymore
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07-07-2012 , 09:13 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh
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07-07-2012 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SenorMuresano
Ahhhhhhhhh
joost saw da rushin poozy?
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07-07-2012 , 10:07 PM
Hahaha
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07-07-2012 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by El Rata
I was browsing HFBoards' politics forum (aka the worst of both worlds) and found this thread:



Yep.
sylar posts at HFtards? learn something new every day...
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07-08-2012 , 01:00 AM
I want this on record: Glenfiddich 12 year is very, very meh
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07-08-2012 , 02:58 AM
**** my life why am I not playing the ME on Bobby Lou's left. Would be too epic for words.
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07-08-2012 , 03:02 AM
I COULD TALK TO HIM IN GOQB TONGUE
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07-08-2012 , 03:05 AM
And the English only rule would love you for it.
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07-08-2012 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by cwicemvp12
**** my life why am I not playing the ME on Bobby Lou's left. Would be too epic for words.
There's a glove hand joke to be made here
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07-08-2012 , 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
I COULD TALK TO HIM IN GOQB TONGUE
BVQB
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07-08-2012 , 04:36 AM
ARE YOU SERIOUS
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07-08-2012 , 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Geddy Lee
Luongo's Twitter account is gold. He seems like a great guy.

Now I really want him in Toronto.
Lolongo would be so perfect for the Leafs. It's very easy to see him carrying them to a good start / playoff run and get all the Leafs morons excited and then just completely blow up and have it all collapse in a few terrible games.
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07-08-2012 , 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
sylar posts at HFtards? learn something new every day...
Looooooooool. Why would you ever click an ummoderated politics forum anywhere?
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07-08-2012 , 01:49 PM
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