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08-02-2012 , 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nootka
finally watching goon on netflix. only halfway through, but early verdict:

Spoiler:
>>> slap shot
Jfc! I know it's the offseason, but let's not post idiocy purely for the shock value.
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08-02-2012 , 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sylar
Jfc! I know it's the offseason, but let's not post idiocy purely for the shock value.
slap shot gets a pat on the head for being the grandpa of the clan, but it's not that good of a movie on re-watch.
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08-02-2012 , 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nootka
slap shot gets a pat on the head for being the grandpa of the clan, but it's not that good of a movie on re-watch.
It's about sexuality and violence, it's deep.

Last edited by Hammerhands; 08-02-2012 at 10:49 AM. Reason: It's not just a good movie, it's a great movie. That's why Paul Newman is in it.
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08-02-2012 , 10:50 AM
slap shot is weird. it's like one half typical comedy of the 2000s, one half gritty character-driven 70s movie. if they remade it today they would cut all the female characters down into stereotypes.
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08-02-2012 , 12:59 PM
okay reveal upcoming. due to my inability to figure out how to combine peehs reveals in this program, i will be posting in-round scores and then tallying the scores at the end. so, i apologize for that, but it does make a little more tense, no?
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08-02-2012 , 01:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nootka
slap shot gets a pat on the head for being the grandpa of the clan, but it's not that good of a movie on re-watch.
You must be a casual fan. I've seen slapshot maybe 30-40 times. At least once a season, usually several times a season, basically since I was 12. That's a lot of bus rides. I can probably do half the movie by myself.

Its still an absolute classic in every respect. The lines are great on their own, until you remember all the hockey characters you know that actually talk and think like that in earnest.

And then you enjoy it on a whole other level.

And then the bunnies. And the fans. And its all so just fantastic.
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08-02-2012 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Gamblor
You must be a casual fan. I've seen slapshot maybe 30-40 times. At least once a season, usually several times a season, basically since I was 12. That's a lot of bus rides. I can probably do half the movie by myself.

Its still an absolute classic in every respect. The lines are great on their own, until you remember all the hockey characters you know that actually talk and think like that in earnest.

And then you enjoy it on a whole other level.

And then the bunnies. And the fans. And its all so just fantastic.
it's the rocky horror for hockey fans. people like it because of the social experience, not because of its quality as a movie.
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08-02-2012 , 01:28 PM
okay the reveal is going slowly because 2 people put multiple answers for one question, please don't do this in the future.
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08-02-2012 , 01:33 PM
Question 8: Name a goalie post-1980 who posted a sub-2.00 GAA in a season (minimum 25 games)

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Tuukka Rask - 3
aislephive
goofyballer
Avalanche333

Ed Belfour - 3
hotwings18
Steve Yzerman fan
vomit

Dominik Hasek - 3
marek_heinz
Hammerhands
That_Guy

Byron Dafoe - 2
Effen
Nootka

Miikka Kiprusoff - 2
Geddy Lee
sylar

ACES:

Niklas Backstrom - _Mantis_
Brian Boucher - AdamSchwartz
Marty Turco - Gamblor
Roman Cechmanek - Henrik Sedin
Tim Thomas - JaredL
Patrick Roy - natediggity
Jonathan Quick - NhlNut
Cory Schneider - TJay

INCORRECTS - 5:

Jim Carey - ShimmyBasis


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Second Round Scores (total to be added at conclusion):

Scores after question 1:

_Mantis_ - 1
AdamSchwartz - 1
Gamblor - 1
Henrik Sedin - 1
JaredL - 1
natediggity - 1
NhlNut - 1
TJay - 1
Effen - 2
Geddy Lee - 2
Nootka - 2
sylar - 2
aislephive - 3
Avalanche333 - 3
goofyballer - 3
Hammerhands - 3
hotwings18 - 3
marek_heinz - 3
Steve Yzerman fan - 3
That_Guy - 3
vomit - 3
ShimmyBasis - 5



okay seriously, how did none of you answer the image? that's ridiculous. rodneydangerfieldnorespect.jpg
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08-02-2012 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Nootka
it's the rocky horror for hockey fans. people like it because of the social experience, not because of its quality as a movie.
There are references to masturbation, homosexuals, lesbians, bestiality, incest, gender roles, cross-dressing, adultery, cunnilingus, casual sex, the pinwheel girl.

I mean they even have Dickie Dunn's boy calling his sister a pussy [as he hits her]. Consider the purpose of that scene.

Last edited by Hammerhands; 08-02-2012 at 01:42 PM.
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08-02-2012 , 01:36 PM
damn you, effen. dafoe was my one sure ace this round.
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08-02-2012 , 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammerhands
There are references to masturbation, homosexuals, lesbians, bestiality, incest, gender roles, adultery, cunnilingus, casual sex, the pinwheel girl.

I mean they even have Dickie Dunn's boy calling his sister a pussy [as he hits her]. Consider the purpose of that scene.
ok, i'll admit i was trolling with the rocky horror thing. it drags in part, but i still happily watch it whenever i come across it on tv. still liked goon better, though.
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08-02-2012 , 01:39 PM
Question 9: Name an NHL franchise (post-1980) that was never (head) coached by a Sutter, and never had a Sutter play for them - I'm talking about either the original Sutter brothers, or their sons.

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Spoiler:
Ottawa Senators - 2
Henrik Sedin
vomit

Detroit - 2
Steve Yzerman fan
hotwings18

washington capitals - 2
sylar
Nootka

Buffalo Sabres - 2
AdamSchwartz
natediggity

ACES:

Nashville Predators - _Mantis_
Thrashers / Jets - aislephive
New York Rangers - Effen
Minnesota North Stars - Gamblor
Ana. Ducks - NhlNut
Phoenix - Hammerhands

INCORRECTS - 3:

Toronto Maple Leafs - Avalanche333 - Rich Sutter
Toronto Maple Leafs - Geddy Lee
Florida Panthers - goofyballer - Duane Sutter coached
Vancouver Canucks - JaredL - Rich Sutter
Vancouver - That_Guy
flyers - marek_heinz - Rich and Ron both played
Tampa Bay Lightning - ShimmyBasis - Rich Sutter
Brent Sutter - TJay - Is a yokel


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Scores after question 2:

_Mantis_ - 2
Gamblor - 2
NhlNut - 2
AdamSchwartz - 3
Effen - 3
Henrik Sedin - 3
natediggity - 3
aislephive - 4
Hammerhands - 4
JaredL - 4
Nootka - 4
sylar - 4
TJay - 4
Geddy Lee - 5
hotwings18 - 5
Steve Yzerman fan - 5
vomit - 5
Avalanche333 - 6
goofyballer - 6
marek_heinz - 6
That_Guy - 6
ShimmyBasis - 8
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08-02-2012 , 01:50 PM
**** you Rich Sutter, and your 19 games played for the Leafs.
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08-02-2012 , 01:51 PM
Question 10: Name a goalie to start a playoff game for a Canadian team since 2005.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Roberto Luongo - 3
_Mantis_
marek_heinz
That_Guy

Dwayne Roloson - 3
aislephive
Gamblor
AdamSchwartz

Jussi Markkanen - 3
Geddy Lee
TJay
Steve Yzerman fan

Jaroslav Halak - 3
ShimmyBasis
Avalanche333
hotwings18

Cory Schneider - 2
Hammerhands
Nootka

Ray Emery - 2
JaredL
NhlNut

ACES:

Brian Elliott - Effen
Pascal LeClaire - goofyballer
carey price - sylar
Christobal Huet - vomit

INCORRECTS - 5:

Alex Auld - Henrik Sedin
Ty Conklin - natediggity



Spoiler:
Scores after question 3:

Effen - 4
NhlNut - 4
_Mantis_ - 5
Gamblor - 5
sylar - 5
AdamSchwartz - 6
Hammerhands - 6
JaredL - 6
Nootka - 6
vomit - 6
aislephive - 7
goofyballer - 7
TJay - 7
Geddy Lee - 8
Henrik Sedin - 8
hotwings18 - 8
natediggity - 8
Steve Yzerman fan - 8
Avalanche333 - 9
marek_heinz - 9
That_Guy - 9
ShimmyBasis - 11
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08-02-2012 , 01:52 PM
note on question 3: Gamblor answered the question twice so I took the answer that scores worse.
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08-02-2012 , 01:55 PM
Question 11: Name an NHL team Brett Hull played a game for.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
St. Louis Blues - 8
JaredL
_Mantis_
AdamSchwartz
Hammerhands
TJay
vomit
Gamblor
Avalanche333

Calgary Flames - 4
Geddy Lee
Effen
natediggity
Nootka

Dallas Stars - 4
goofyballer
ShimmyBasis
That_Guy
marek_heinz

Red Wings - 3
hotwings18
NhlNut
Steve Yzerman fan

Phoenix Coyotes - 3
sylar
aislephive
Henrik Sedin


Scores after question 4:

Spoiler:
NhlNut - 7
Effen - 8
sylar - 8
aislephive - 10
Nootka - 10
goofyballer - 11
Henrik Sedin - 11
hotwings18 - 11
Steve Yzerman fan - 11
Geddy Lee - 12
natediggity - 12
_Mantis_ - 13
Gamblor - 13
marek_heinz - 13
That_Guy - 13
AdamSchwartz - 14
Hammerhands - 14
JaredL - 14
vomit - 14
ShimmyBasis - 15
TJay - 15
Avalanche333 - 17
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08-02-2012 , 01:56 PM
hahhaa a lot of you are going to be kicking yourselves on that hull question i think
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08-02-2012 , 01:57 PM
I'm done with this stupid game.
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08-02-2012 , 02:02 PM
We leveled each other on Luongo.
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08-02-2012 , 02:04 PM
Question 12: Name a non-Gretzky player undrafted in either the NHL or WHA who played in an NHL All-Star Game in 1990 or later.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Martin St.Louis - 3
ShimmyBasis
That_Guy
sylar

Jonas Hiller - 2
_Mantis_
natediggity

Adam Oates - 2
Geddy Lee
Nootka

Dan Girardi - 2
Henrik Sedin
Effen

ACES:

Niklas Backstrom - aislephive
Jason Blake - Avalanche333
Dan Boyle - goofyballer
Brian Rafalski - hotwings18
Curtis Joseph - Steve Yzerman fan

INCORRECTS - 5:

Ned Braden - AdamSchwartz
Mike Gartner - Gamblor
European Goalies - Hammerhands
(blank) - JaredL
no idea - marek_heinz
Larionov - NhlNut
Tim Thomas - TJay
Luc Robitaille - vomit


Scores after question 5:

Spoiler:
Effen - 10
aislephive - 11
sylar - 11
goofyballer - 12
hotwings18 - 12
NhlNut - 12
Nootka - 12
Steve Yzerman fan - 12
Henrik Sedin - 13
Geddy Lee - 14
natediggity - 14
_Mantis_ - 15
That_Guy - 16
Avalanche333 - 18
Gamblor - 18
marek_heinz - 18
ShimmyBasis - 18
AdamSchwartz - 19
Hammerhands - 19
JaredL - 19
vomit - 19
TJay - 20
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08-02-2012 , 02:10 PM
[censored] - my wording for question 6 was imprecise, but i think everyone understood the question and was not trying to angle it.
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08-02-2012 , 02:17 PM
Question 13: Name a player who scored 50+ goals for a team that has since relocated.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Ilya Kovalchuk - 7
goofyballer
_Mantis_
Hammerhands
marek_heinz
sylar
That_Guy
vomit

Teemu Selanne - 5
Geddy Lee
hotwings18
Steve Yzerman fan
TJay
NhlNut

Dale Hawerchuk - 2
JaredL
Nootka

Michel Goulet - 2
natediggity
Effen

ACES:

Blaine Stoughton - AdamSchwartz
Brian Bellows - Gamblor

INCORRECTS - 11:

Dany Heatley - aislephive
Dany Heatley - Henrik Sedin
Joe Sakic - Avalanche333
Brendan Shanahan - ShimmyBasis


Scores after question 6:

Spoiler:
Effen - 12
Nootka - 14
natediggity - 16
hotwings18 - 17
NhlNut - 17
Steve Yzerman fan - 17
sylar - 18
Gamblor - 19
Geddy Lee - 19
goofyballer - 19
AdamSchwartz - 20
JaredL - 21
_Mantis_ - 22
aislephive - 22
That_Guy - 23
Henrik Sedin - 24
marek_heinz - 25
TJay - 25
Hammerhands - 26
vomit - 26
Avalanche333 - 29
ShimmyBasis - 29
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08-02-2012 , 02:20 PM
Let the record show that Sakic scored 48 goals twice with the Nordiques, and then scored 51 the year after they moved. iohgslghalkgha dammit.
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08-02-2012 , 02:24 PM
Question 14: Name a member of the Stastny family to play in the NHL.

Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Peter Stastny - 7
aislephive
goofyballer
_Mantis_
Avalanche333
marek_heinz
NhlNut
sylar

Anton Stastny - 7
Geddy Lee
Henrik Sedin
vomit
Hammerhands
natediggity
Nootka
Effen

Paul Statsny - 5
hotwings18
TJay
ShimmyBasis
JaredL
Steve Yzerman fan

Marian Stastny - 2
AdamSchwartz
Gamblor

ACES:

Yan Stastny - That_Guy


Scores after question 7:

Spoiler:
Effen - 19
Gamblor - 21
Nootka - 21
AdamSchwartz - 22
hotwings18 - 22
Steve Yzerman fan - 22
natediggity - 23
NhlNut - 24
That_Guy - 24
sylar - 25
Geddy Lee - 26
goofyballer - 26
JaredL - 26
_Mantis_ - 29
aislephive - 29
TJay - 30
Henrik Sedin - 31
marek_heinz - 32
Hammerhands - 33
vomit - 33
ShimmyBasis - 34
Avalanche333 - 36
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