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Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever) Bettman Lockout III Thread (aka NHL Offseason: Now & Forever)

07-02-2012 , 09:49 PM
Jokinen is a great fit for Winnipeg. Brent ****ed up a lot of things in Calgary, but he definitely saved Jokinen's career and turned him into a 200 foot player, despite being on the wrong side of 30. Really, it's been a remarkable transformation to watch.

I'm happy for Olli. Jets landed the best pivot available in a weak class, but at a reasonable price and term imo. Very good deal. Good luck Joker.
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07-02-2012 , 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by <3_Tha_Grind
i find it hard to believe he's real
that's not the guy, i'm not going to post his twitter handle here, but he exists
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07-02-2012 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TheGunslinger
Olli Jokinen signs with the Jets, 2-years, $9M.
This reminds me. Wyshinky's great idea was for capitals to sign Olli Jokinen instead of getting mike ribeiro. W.t.f. This guy is supposed to be one of the good ones.
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07-03-2012 , 12:00 AM
You shouldn't be surprised. Puck Daddy's terrible, just from a different angle, that's all. Okay...maybe terrible is harsh, but I really don't enjoy his stuff.

Although I'd almost be inclined to agree with him on that one; what everyone missed last season while they were making fun of him for eating Big Macs and looking like an alien was the fact that Jokinen had a fantastic season.
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07-03-2012 , 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
that's not the guy, i'm not going to post his twitter handle here, but he exists
ah - well that's the guy i was talking about - only know him b/c he keeps being retweeted by the ppp crowd, if i had to guess they're just trying to troll people with it
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07-03-2012 , 03:04 AM
Think that's a chemmy gimmick making fun of eklund or whoever the username would be without the extra Rs. Have seen him retweet people mocking him for being dumb or telling him to **** off. As usual in such cases, it's not clear who's leveling whom.
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07-03-2012 , 04:23 AM
07-03-2012 , 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Geddy Lee
You shouldn't be surprised. Puck Daddy's terrible, just from a different angle, that's all. Okay...maybe terrible is harsh, but I really don't enjoy his stuff.

Although I'd almost be inclined to agree with him on that one; what everyone missed last season while they were making fun of him for eating Big Macs and looking like an alien was the fact that Jokinen had a fantastic season.
Fantastic season notwithstanding, he is not a better option than Mike Ribeiro.
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07-03-2012 , 09:33 AM
and we wait...
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07-03-2012 , 10:08 AM
Prediction: Both Suter and Parise sign for Wideman money in Calgary
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07-03-2012 , 10:20 AM
I present to you all: "Swagelin"

Spoiler:



anyone want to move to sweden with me?
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07-03-2012 , 10:27 AM
I’ll pay to fly them over in instead.

Last edited by vomit; 07-03-2012 at 10:52 AM.
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07-03-2012 , 10:52 AM
Caps sign Jack Hillen. Parade route has been planned.
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07-03-2012 , 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SenorMuresano
Caps sign Jack Hillen. Parade route has been planned.
does it go by the plug store?
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07-03-2012 , 11:12 AM
yawn.....these two clowns holding everything up
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07-03-2012 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by SenorMuresano
Caps sign Jack Hillen. Parade route has been planned.
The caps can save a lot of tax payer money too by just having their whole d-corps re-directing traffic
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07-03-2012 , 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Gandolfandiari
yawn.....these two clowns holding everything up
yeah and the sick thing is it's 9 months before the season starts for you

bryce salvador for 3 years at 3.16M per, gg, gonna go bathe in razor blades
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07-03-2012 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
yeah and the sick thing is it's 9 months before the season starts for you

bryce salvador for 3 years at 3.16M per, gg, gonna go bathe in razor blades
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07-03-2012 , 01:18 PM
but don't worry, the razor blades won't affect me at all, due to the chitinous carapace that i've developed from long years of being trolled by rangers fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtD0gstv8_U
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07-03-2012 , 01:44 PM
i think it's safe to say that Lou L. is senile now.
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07-03-2012 , 02:00 PM
Avs extend E. Johnson for 4 years - $3.75M cap hit ($15M total)
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07-03-2012 , 02:54 PM
obligatory lolWideman
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07-03-2012 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
but don't worry, the razor blades won't affect me at all, due to the chitinous carapace that i've developed from long years of being trolled by rangers fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtD0gstv8_U
Aww I'm sure you can buy some Lubriderm with the fan dividend they mail you for supporting a professional sports team that gets "good value" on its contracts and trades.

If all you get is a sense of superiority on a messageboard for backing a group of professional athletes who couldnt give a **** about you... ehm.... you know what, forget I brought it up.
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07-03-2012 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
yeah and the sick thing is it's 9 months before the season starts for you
no ****.....gonna be another long preseason
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07-03-2012 , 04:16 PM
I look at year-over-year attendance reports by team (its flaws and all), total SC's since '95 (4 vs. 3), the lack of giving a **** for NJD trolling by DET fans (including on here)...and I become confused at said resident NJD flag bearer's incessant venom directed at a team managed INFINITELY better than the Toronto's, Islander's and ESPECIALLY the Rangers over the recent years.

What doth breed such irrational contempt?

Last edited by commerce; 07-03-2012 at 04:25 PM. Reason: (a lot of it's funny as hell, tho)
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