Hi, I'm Bill Berg, Executive Vice President of Poster Safety and Omniscient Thread Overlord Operations, and I'm pissed off.
**At 1:28 am and 1:52 am on Saturday, April 14th,
Henrik Sedin made the following posts in the NHL Offseason 2012 Thread:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
[censored] you too!
trade Luongo, kill Raymond, Ballard, etc...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
yeah they really should move on to Canucks bashing, so hip and trendy!
Look, I don't know how much more clear we can be on the issue. This is a direct violation of the very first rule of the thread, found at the top of the OP. Posting before your team is mathematically eliminated from Stanley Cup contention is
not permitted under any circumstances. And Henrik doesn't just step over the line once, he does it twice! After Jimmy was already given reprieve for his mistake, I have no choice but to act swiftly and decisively. I will
not stand for such blatant disregard of our rules. This is exactly the type of reckless posting we need to eliminate from our forum and I am fully prepared to, um...er...one second...
*Shanny, what the hell are you talking about? I know it's the playoffs, so what? Who cares if he's a mod too?*
...
*Ugh, fine...*
Ahem, I've reached my verdict.
To review the key points:
- Blatant disregard for Offseason Thread rule #1
- Multiple violations of said rule
- Wheel of Justice double standard invoked for mod and playoffs
It is my recommendation to the 2p2 SE mods that Henrik Sedin receive a fine of 2,500 Sklansky Bucks, the maximum fine allowed under the Twoplustwo Collective Bargaining Agreement.
Now stop wasting my time and get back in the goddamn playoff thread, you Swedish meatball pussy.