But they will still be pretty damn good (hopefully)
GAME ONE
THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Featuring your commentators
BAH GAWD, THAT'S TONY ROMO'S MUSIC!!!
The game will be on the CBS Network starting at 3:05 ET
The home team
This team likes to rub it in to us that not only can they win a lot, but they do it by having a lot of white guys on their team in the skill positions
Also, for some reason they picked up Ramsey from GoT to play WR for them, if that doesn't make you hate them then what will?
And in the good corner... The JAGS!!!!
Featuring a head coach who once gave up a head coaching job to coach the offensive line at this team
At QB... The only QB who didn't win the starting job because of injury left in the post season (Bledsoe > Brady, Wentz > Foles, Bridgewater/Bradford > Keenum)
MY QUARTERBACK IS ALSO NAMED BORT
At RB, the guy who rushed for more TD's at Heinz Field this year than Le'Veon Bell
But this team is all about the DEFENCE!!!
From the psychic
To the Ramsey we all actually like
PATRIOTS -9, game line 46.5
We all want the Jags to win, but the Patriots will. Why? Because we can't have nice things.
Packers tackle David Bakhtiari has not played in the past four games. With that in mind, Fox NFL analyst Troy Aikman may owe Bakhtiari an apology after pinning a sack on Bakhtiari.
As Aikman was going off about how Bakhtiari failed to come out of his stance, the broadcast astonishingly panned to Bakhtiari who was not in uniform. Upon seeing the footage of Bakhtiari on the sideline in street clothes, Aikman realized that he was criticizing an inactive player. So, he did what any person would do in a such a situation being broadcasted to millions … he stopped talking.
The Home Team
Butnahhhh, why would you want him when you can have a guy who threw for 27 TDs and 2 picks in a season once...
I would like to post some other pro Eagles stuff here, but **** it, here is a compilation of my favourite "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" scenes instead, because **** this team without Wentz
(The day I realised that "Pepe Sylvia" was Pennsylvania was absolutely eye opening)
Philadelphia get to host the second game against this team
Spoiler:
butnahhhh
After an incredible win vs the Saints, it is the Vikings who will be in the NFC title game
Your QB
(ignore the Packers helmet, I don't have the talent to change that)
After having been released by the GOAT coach in Jeff Fisher (who also released Foles) he has had a resurgance in Minny and led the Vikings to the title game again. Is it because they don't have Blair Walsh missing chip shots and Brett Favre throwing boneheaded interceptions that they made it this far? Who knows?
The one thing that Case does is he actually passes to wide receivers. Helps that he has these two as opposed to some of the other WR corps in the league
The also have an intimidating defence
Should be the closer of the two games, and I assume come gametime everyone will be hoping whoever wins this game can win in two weeks vs the Patriots.
Should be a cracking two games, let us DILLY DILLY
Ummmm....wait, I see a lot of go Jags. What is happening? I don't understand this world I live in...
After years of having to watch the Ravens and Steelers vs the Pats in the AFC Championship game, going for BORT is basically the equivalent of not going for North Korea....
Ummmm....wait, I see a lot of go Jags. What is happening? I don't understand this world I live in...
There are probably about 4 people on Earth who feel any sort of negative emotions towards the Jaguars franchise or Blake Bortles. There are millions of people who absolutely hate the Pats, Tom Brady, Belichick, Kraft, etc.
Why would you expect people to be rooting for the Pats?
Actually Ramsey guaranteed they were going to win the SB he actually never mentioned the Pats so pipe down with your bull**** rhetoric. Such an unbearable pussy whipped fanbase. Best CB in the league this year whose known for running his mouth SHOCKER ran his mouth, wahhhh wahhhh. Now we must fear the Pats wrath?
9 TD'S, 5 INT'S
Bortles and Brady's identical ratios their last month and a half of football. Tom can't play QB with the pressure he's going to get. He's a ****ing statue back there. I guarantee though we'll see him throw one away, sprint to the head official, start yelling how it wasn't intentional grounding because DUVAL gonna be up his ass for 4 quarters.
If you aren't on the Jags bandwagon and you're not a Patriots fan you need to reassess your mother ****ing life choices and get your ass on the bus!
#LetsGoJags
DUUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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