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NFL Championship Weekend: WELCOME TO FOLESIDELPHIA, GOATSYLVANIA NFL Championship Weekend: WELCOME TO FOLESIDELPHIA, GOATSYLVANIA

01-16-2018 , 01:27 PM
Championship weekend time for the NFL.

Are the games going to be as good as last Sunday?



But they will still be pretty damn good (hopefully)

GAME ONE

THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Featuring your commentators



BAH GAWD, THAT'S TONY ROMO'S MUSIC!!!



The game will be on the CBS Network starting at 3:05 ET

The home team







This team likes to rub it in to us that not only can they win a lot, but they do it by having a lot of white guys on their team in the skill positions





Also, for some reason they picked up Ramsey from GoT to play WR for them, if that doesn't make you hate them then what will?



And in the good corner... The JAGS!!!!

Featuring a head coach who once gave up a head coaching job to coach the offensive line at this team



At QB... The only QB who didn't win the starting job because of injury left in the post season (Bledsoe > Brady, Wentz > Foles, Bridgewater/Bradford > Keenum)

MY QUARTERBACK IS ALSO NAMED BORT





At RB, the guy who rushed for more TD's at Heinz Field this year than Le'Veon Bell



But this team is all about the DEFENCE!!!

From the psychic



To the Ramsey we all actually like



PATRIOTS -9, game line 46.5

We all want the Jags to win, but the Patriots will. Why? Because we can't have nice things.

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GAME TWO

THE NATIONAL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Featuring our commentators



Joe Buck!!!



and Troy Aikman

Quote:
Packers tackle David Bakhtiari has not played in the past four games. With that in mind, Fox NFL analyst Troy Aikman may owe Bakhtiari an apology after pinning a sack on Bakhtiari.

As Aikman was going off about how Bakhtiari failed to come out of his stance, the broadcast astonishingly panned to Bakhtiari who was not in uniform. Upon seeing the footage of Bakhtiari on the sideline in street clothes, Aikman realized that he was criticizing an inactive player. So, he did what any person would do in a such a situation being broadcasted to millions … he stopped talking.
The Home Team



Butnahhhh, why would you want him when you can have a guy who threw for 27 TDs and 2 picks in a season once...



I would like to post some other pro Eagles stuff here, but **** it, here is a compilation of my favourite "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" scenes instead, because **** this team without Wentz







(The day I realised that "Pepe Sylvia" was Pennsylvania was absolutely eye opening)

Philadelphia get to host the second game against this team

Spoiler:


butnahhhh



After an incredible win vs the Saints, it is the Vikings who will be in the NFC title game

Your QB


(ignore the Packers helmet, I don't have the talent to change that)

After having been released by the GOAT coach in Jeff Fisher (who also released Foles) he has had a resurgance in Minny and led the Vikings to the title game again. Is it because they don't have Blair Walsh missing chip shots and Brett Favre throwing boneheaded interceptions that they made it this far? Who knows?

The one thing that Case does is he actually passes to wide receivers. Helps that he has these two as opposed to some of the other WR corps in the league



The also have an intimidating defence



Should be the closer of the two games, and I assume come gametime everyone will be hoping whoever wins this game can win in two weeks vs the Patriots.

Should be a cracking two games, let us DILLY DILLY

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01-16-2018 , 01:32 PM
Great OP.
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01-16-2018 , 01:36 PM
I was thinking of doing a technical OP but wasn't feeling all that up for it. Good job.
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01-16-2018 , 01:37 PM
 BradyBORTS
Career rushing yards9681410
Playoff losses90
AFC South championships01
Cheats?Literally every gameNever
Boston?YesNo
Anti-vaxxer?ProbablyNo
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01-16-2018 , 01:44 PM
Say it with me now * * * * the pats!

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01-16-2018 , 01:47 PM
all aboard the JAGS SUPER BOWL train
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01-16-2018 , 01:49 PM
A+ OP
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01-16-2018 , 01:49 PM
which of the many rigs will impact the outcome the most?

phantom jags offensive pass interference +340
phantom jags hold +400
phantom jags defensive pass interference +400
phantom jags fumble -> review -> not enough evidence to overturn, call stands +450
pats fumble, ruled down by contact -> review -> not enough evidence to overturn, call stands +480
bardy sacked -> roughing the passer +500
important jags player ejected for excessive smiling +1000
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01-16-2018 , 01:56 PM
JAGSBOT all the way
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01-16-2018 , 01:59 PM
Team #scumjags
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01-16-2018 , 02:05 PM
nice OP!
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01-16-2018 , 02:07 PM
great OP, all part of making SE GREAT AGAIN


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01-16-2018 , 02:08 PM
Ummmm....wait, I see a lot of go Jags. What is happening? I don't understand this world I live in...
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01-16-2018 , 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Ummmm....wait, I see a lot of go Jags. What is happening? I don't understand this world I live in...
After years of having to watch the Ravens and Steelers vs the Pats in the AFC Championship game, going for BORT is basically the equivalent of not going for North Korea....
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01-16-2018 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Needle77
Ummmm....wait, I see a lot of go Jags. What is happening? I don't understand this world I live in...
There are probably about 4 people on Earth who feel any sort of negative emotions towards the Jaguars franchise or Blake Bortles. There are millions of people who absolutely hate the Pats, Tom Brady, Belichick, Kraft, etc.

Why would you expect people to be rooting for the Pats?
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01-16-2018 , 02:20 PM
Yeah isn't 95% of the planet rooting Jags? Even people from their division?
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01-16-2018 , 02:32 PM
Ramsey guaranteed victory for the Jags, these morons will never learn

Thank you, Jalen!

Pats by 300
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01-16-2018 , 02:32 PM
Actually Ramsey guaranteed they were going to win the SB he actually never mentioned the Pats so pipe down with your bull**** rhetoric. Such an unbearable pussy whipped fanbase. Best CB in the league this year whose known for running his mouth SHOCKER ran his mouth, wahhhh wahhhh. Now we must fear the Pats wrath?

9 TD'S, 5 INT'S

Bortles and Brady's identical ratios their last month and a half of football. Tom can't play QB with the pressure he's going to get. He's a ****ing statue back there. I guarantee though we'll see him throw one away, sprint to the head official, start yelling how it wasn't intentional grounding because DUVAL gonna be up his ass for 4 quarters.

If you aren't on the Jags bandwagon and you're not a Patriots fan you need to reassess your mother ****ing life choices and get your ass on the bus!

#LetsGoJags

DUUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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01-16-2018 , 02:33 PM
Ramsey and Bouye are going to destroy Cooks and Hogan. Bouye was awesome when they played Houston last postseason.
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01-16-2018 , 02:37 PM
Belichick is probably rooting for the Jags too so he can get the **** out of dodge and coach the Giants next year.
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01-16-2018 , 02:44 PM
Pats will regret trading garapollo
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01-16-2018 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Cornboy
Ramsey and Bouye are going to destroy Cooks and Hogan. Bouye was awesome when they played Houston last postseason.
Thing is Gronk and Dola have been carving people up too. And then Lewis is gaping people too. Much weapons.
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01-16-2018 , 02:53 PM
OP needs some The Good Place Gifs.

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01-16-2018 , 03:03 PM
how far gone do you have to be to think the Jags can win in New England
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