OK, after much conferring, link sharing, and discussion, DREAM TEAM has decided to go with one of the iconic threads in site history.
Upon registering most posters will ease in gently as one would ease into a pool, trying to avoid making waves and getting themselves acclimated before getting in over their head.
There was one fella though - he wasn't shy. He wanted the forum to know what he was all about from the very start, so they could appreciate what he brought to the table and show proper respect:
On its own, it was cute but forgettable. What made it work was that some posters got rustled, such as bobaloo23:
It also led to some clearly jelly haters:
The jelly haters though, they weren't done:
Around this time most people learned to appreciated sup bro for what he was, but later on the thread was bumped and claimed some fresh, grammaricly-challenged meat:
At this point there's nothing else to say but