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11-12-2013 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
Ok, so the people hating on the pick have never read it. Got it.
that was Dominic's only post ITT about the FAQ. Everyone criticizing the FAQ has read at least parts of it.
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11-12-2013 , 11:53 PM
This thread was really good for the first thousand or so posts until this terrible FACK discussion came about. Some people think that it's a good pick, and others don't, but nobody's opinion is ever going to change, nor would anybody gain anything from changing anybody's opinion on it.

Unless this is just the BVG (or whatever his name is) thing all over again and I've missed the main point of the pages upon pages of arguing.
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11-13-2013 , 12:00 AM
Kevin B poker nights is amazing. Seriously spent an entire day at work laughing at it when I finally read it last year.

The dude was so ridiculous and obstinate that there were constant posts wondering if it was an Assani gimmick, even after people figured out his real name.

And then the buildup to Riverman actually getting the script, and the "Are you a lawyer" response..priceless
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11-13-2013 , 12:03 AM
Could have easily assumed the identity of some random screenwriting contest winner!
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11-13-2013 , 12:03 AM
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A heads up hand in poker is always 50/50

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...0-50-a-800618/


Nothing in poker is more surprising than when a superior pre-flop poker hand gets outdrawn by slop. Never is this more true than in a heads-up game. It began as an innocuous, if all too pathetic, reminder of the fall of BBV and the nature of the casualfanpokerplayer before our very own mspaintartist formerly known as ITSRAININGMEN laid waste to a plebeian OP and demonstrated his utter shock at the fate that had befallen our poor hero....

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Originally Posted by mojo6911
$0.50 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

UTG: $44.45
BTN: $46.10
SB: $35.30
Hero (BB): $57.10

SB posts SB $0.25, Hero posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.75) Hero has K A

UTG calls $0.50, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2.50, UTG raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $11.50, UTG raises to $44.45 and is all-in, Hero calls $32.95

Flop: ($89.15, 2 players) J 4 4

Turn: ($89.15, 2 players) 6

River: ($89.15, 2 players) T

UTG shows 6 T (Two Pair, Tens and Sixes)
Hero shows K A (One Pair, Fours)
UTG wins $87.15
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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
this is a picture of my surprise at this hand while standing on the grand canyon

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you might think i'm in shock because i'm about to get eaten by a ****ing great white shark. on the contrary, i just saw AK lose AIPF to T6

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john wilkes booth didn't intend to assassinate president lincoln. his gun accidentally went off after the surprise caused during the climactic scene of the play "uncle tom's AK loses to T6"

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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
jim joyce didn't mean to call donald safe with 2 out in the top of the 9th, he missed the play because the guy in his earpiece told him someone just lost with AK to T6 so he had to guess

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as a show of good faith to let you know that we're all in this together i have attached this hand i recorded of me losing aipf with AA




Then srslysirious took it to another level (with assists from TTI and IRM)


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Irm already wins, but I'll contribute:

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There's a lot more, but by this point the thread had echoed its approval and rating of this thread as one of, if not the, funniest it ever read. This is all on page 1.

You don't deserve it you ingrates, but fine, here it is: the GOAT 2+2 post:

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
KAPOW!



(OP got 1-2-Teddied obv.)
Two more:

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One more.

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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
so we're going with movies now, ey?

KABLAMO!


Last edited by Ray Horton; 11-13-2013 at 12:11 AM.
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11-13-2013 , 12:15 AM
Vegas Knights

Travesty that thread got nuked. That and "Mistakes" probably my top 2.
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11-13-2013 , 12:22 AM
Loooool never seen that thread, great work by IRM. The Jim Joyce one is the best, so subtle.
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11-13-2013 , 12:23 AM
Spent the whole day reading the Mistakes thread on and off when I had down time, amazing, would watch the Lifetime movie.
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11-13-2013 , 12:23 AM
Yea that was great work by IRM. He had a solid reign trying to spread hope in the post apocalyptic wasteland BBV had become.
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11-13-2013 , 01:32 AM
Just got on my computer; will have my pick up as soon as I can. No idea what to take yet, so this might take awhile.
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11-13-2013 , 01:41 AM
With all the cliffhangers, Mistakes should def be a tv show.
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11-13-2013 , 01:48 AM
count me on the anti-FAQ train. It's so ****ing large of course there is some gold in there. It's still not a great gold mine because there's tons of rubble to sift through for each ounce of gold.

The other threads are like pure to nearly pure veins/deposits of gold. Less gold overall but higher purity and you don't have to tunnel through a mountain to find it.

Last edited by DannyOcean_; 11-13-2013 at 01:48 AM. Reason: MINERAL COMPARISONS
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11-13-2013 , 01:53 AM
I had to tunnel through a mountain to get to your point.

Point taken.
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11-13-2013 , 01:57 AM
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE
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11-13-2013 , 01:58 AM
JESUS CHRIST
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11-13-2013 , 01:59 AM
You wanted her to bang a football player, you big bald pervert?
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11-13-2013 , 02:17 AM
Man I remember that IRM face guy but it seemed like years before the Galaraga perfecto.

Doug Lee toolbox thread is great.

I love almost all the MSPaint threads.

There are a couple that I can think of that should still go. Neither probably will, though.
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11-13-2013 , 02:20 AM
It sucks vaguely remembering amazing threads, but not having enough to work with to find them via search. Meh, someone will probably pick them by the end of this.
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11-13-2013 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
If we're talking whole threads why not take thread vs. stretch in FACK. So if your thread has 4,301 posts then we take 4,301 posts from the FACK too. If it was just 100 posts I may go with that hypothetical, but that small of a stretch is pretty constraining. The main beauty of the FACK is that it isn't restricted to a single topic. I doubt any single topic is as good as the elite threads, but dozens of good to very good topics combined can make it much better. A lot of the early threads taken have been picked because of the meme they spawned. This thread spawned tons of them including:

What, I just need to make sure that you're not suggesting that picture or the use of it originated in the FACK thread in SE...right??
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11-13-2013 , 02:57 AM
Round 4


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Replace the gun with a more dangerous weapon, like a knife, and we got our number 4 pick:
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I stabbed someone during a poker game

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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla
Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.
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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.


Graph or it didn't happen:
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Originally Posted by milesdyson




Word is; he`s in jail somewhere for attempted murder or something, which is sad, because:
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Originally Posted by ChodeZilla
I grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill
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11-13-2013 , 03:09 AM
Dudd,

Vegas knights, wow, sick value IMO.
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11-13-2013 , 03:10 AM
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Stab pre
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new poker stars client:
Spoiler:


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11-13-2013 , 03:24 AM
I'm here deciding on what to pick.
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11-13-2013 , 03:29 AM
Vegas Knights needed to go awhile ago.
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11-13-2013 , 03:29 AM
We looked at the stabbing thread, but I'm not really feelin' it. It was an obvious and mediocre troll by a long-banned troll, and the only really funny follow up was that one graph.
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